The Laughs thread

[eternal alchemist]

Deron, can I post that picture of Codi and elephant man?

 

[Igraine]

Don't you think there's enough "laugh threads" every trade turns into one, there's like 1 serious thread on COBOT.

I'd really like to know which is the serious thread in here!

 

[eternal alchemist]

^Actually, me too. I'd enjoy an interesting, serious conversation on the thread, maybe we could all come up with a non-music topic to discuss

 

[Anonymous]

^I post on the Symphony X forum for that. This one is where I come to act like a retard.

 

[Blindfold]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this message to at least 10 threads, you will die within 2 days

 

[Night Reaper]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Night Reaper]

http://www.break.com/index/another_walmart_intercom_prank.html
one of the best prank ive seen

 

[The Emptier]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this message to at least 10 threads, you will die within 2 days

gawd, thats like one of those myspace bulletins....



who wants to hear some baby jokes?!


how many babies does it take to paint a barn?

it depends on how hard you throw them!


what's the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a porsche?

i dont have a prochse in my garage!


whats the diffrence between an apple and a baby?

you cant fuck the apple before you eat it!


im so bad...

 

[Anonymous]

What do you get when you cut a dead baby in half with a razor blade?

An erection!

 

[Night Reaper]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

how do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

best one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.

 

[Burning Bridges]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

 

[Chamet]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

how do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

best one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.

i didnt find any of those funny sry

 

[Night Reaper]

maybe your just not a dead baby person

 

[Everytime i Die]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Macharius]

the weirdest shit ever....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGbewHT7zKU

 

[Everytime i Die]

that kid at the end needs to eat his fibre

the japanese are fucked up lol hsi shti started talkin to him :zombie:

 

[eternal alchemist]

OMG fucking hilarious

 

[eternal alchemist]

Bombs kill at least 64 in Baghdad markets

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/reutersonline/SIG=114rh0n4s/**http://www.reuters.co.uk/ Monday February 12, 12:25 PM
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Three bomb attacks at markets in central Baghdad killed at least 64 people on Monday as Iraqis marked the first anniversary of a Shi'ite shrine bombing that pitched the country to the brink of civil war.

Read this: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/12022007/325/bombs-kill-64-baghdad-markets.html