The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[Steve]

Then I ate a well cooked steak
And noticed the impending doom on the calender

 

[Falconspirit]

So I thought I'd talk a walk in the garden to smell the lavender
But I couldn't forget what was going to happen, so I wept

 

[Steve]

And like a demon slowly crept
Rapping at my chamber door

 

[Falconspirit]

Just like I had done the day before
I feel bad and I want to sleep

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

But Insomnia is digging deep
I reach foward to embrace

 

[Falconspirit]

Inner peace, and solemn grace
But my sense fail, so I cry

 

[FinalFatalForce]

and im always wondering why
but I always try to carry on

 

[Steve]

My luggage that the government says is a thread to national security even though I think it's a con
And Oscar Mayer has a way

 

[Falconspirit]

To figure out this issue and make my day
But I'm always complaining, I can't get enough

 

[Steve]

Cause cheap deli meats are really tough
Why can't I find a tender roast beef?

 

[Falconspirit]

It seems as though it's because of that thief
Who emptied my fridge and made me starve

 

[FinalFatalForce]

I think it might have been Brett Favre
I Died a little inside when my Fridge was emptied

 

[Falconspirit]

So it was west that I journeyed
Searching to find the food I lost

 

[FinalFatalForce]

Worried i was about how much it would cost
So i tried to sell my soul to satan

 

[Falconspirit]

But he said I should straighten
my back so I could fit in his cave

 

[FinalFatalForce]

So now i know i must be brave
Ill bring Satan to his Knees, and try to rule hell

 

[Horus]

For the glory of the Heavens,
From whence he fell

 

[Falconspirit]

And changed the underworld to soothe him well
He is the one we fear, when we are about to die

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Or the one who shall make the ultimate sacrifice (kinda rhymes I guess)
Tombstones Crumble as he is forgotten

 

[Horus]

The power of the Spirit was the Final Sacrifice
Only followed by that of the warrior of Ice.

Yes, a reference to the 2 cheesiest Power Metal bands to ever exist. This is definitely the cheesiest post I've ever made.