The Lunch Thread

[Conspicuously Absent]

go you! make sure she sucks it good and takes it on the face after doing htat for her.

 

[NAD]

seriously, if she's never swallowed before, now is a good time for you to remind her of that.

 

[Demilich]

it'd sure be nice.. lets just say that nad and i have had just as much of a sex life as my gf and i lately. but she's had a lot of crazy shit happening to her, so what can you expect?

 

[NAD]

well in that case since you're being Super Boyfriend anyhow you are quite the charming young man!

fag.

 

[lizard]

look, its time for you to demand your sexual rights. If she claims she's not in the mood, just say, "look...there's no reason for us both to be miserable..."

 

[Reign in Acai]

Oh blimey! So a co-worker and myself check out this place called "It's a wrap", more like "It's a crap". I swear this place was some sort of front for a terrorist cell. Nobody was dining in the place, the workers were despondent, and the rotisserie skewer had literally a baby's fistful of meat rotating on it. Fucking shit must of been sitting on the damn thing for the past week. Anyhow they make her order first, and then after 10 minutes of preparing I have to take the iniative and ask them to make me the same. Fucking Jihams! 2 men working a 1 man operation. The 2nd Syriana looking motherfucker did none of the prepping. He walked outside about 3 times and looked around as if he was expecting a shipment of drugs and/or weapons. After trekking back to the office I sunked my teeth into this burrito sized pita which was colder than a mother's embrace. Nevertheless I chewed through the grimace that sat upon my jaw. Only to wind up a wreckage of msg proportions. I'm starting to think that wasn't hummus in the pita. I'm dead tired!!! Fucks are trying to take out honest american's one pita at a time! "That's a wrap?" Is that some sort of sick joke?!?!?!?!??!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i had a footlong BLT on cheesebread with honey mustard and BBQ sauce.

 

[lurch70]

footlong BLT??? holy crap .... that's like heart palpitation central for me.
here they usually make BLT's on a small square toast bread.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Mr.Sub ftw!!! And i have a big appetite

 

[lurch70]

and isn't Canada on the metric system?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no, we're on a fucked up halfway between system

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Oh blimey! So a co-worker and myself check out this place called "It's a wrap", more like "It's a crap". I swear this place was some sort of front for a terrorist cell. Nobody was dining in the place, the workers were despondent, and the rotisserie skewer had literally a baby's fistful of meat rotating on it. Fucking shit must of been sitting on the damn thing for the past week. Anyhow they make her order first, and then after 10 minutes of preparing I have to take the iniative and ask them to make me the same. Fucking Jihams! 2 men working a 1 man operation. The 2nd Syriana looking motherfucker did none of the prepping. He walked outside about 3 times and looked around as if he was expecting a shipment of drugs and/or weapons. After trekking back to the office I sunked my teeth into this burrito sized pita which was colder than a mother's embrace. Nevertheless I chewed through the grimace that sat upon my jaw. Only to wind up a wreckage of msg proportions. I'm starting to think that wasn't hummus in the pita. I'm dead tired!!! Fucks are trying to take out honest american's one pita at a time! "That's a wrap?" Is that some sort of sick joke?!?!?!?!??!

I laughed my ass off. Then I laughed some more.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Mark, are you here all day?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm here while I'm at school cause I have nothing better to do, at home I alternate between studying, here and comedy.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Mark, are you here all day?

yes

i can see you at all times as well

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Hahaha, I'm here between classes and sometimes at night.

I want your job.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

basically, these past 5 weeks were a wash.

between my car accident, the NYC transit strike & the holidays, the last 2 weeks of december were useless. then i find out i'm being moved to a new sales role (only 12 of 55 were kept, so i guess i shouldn't bitch) as of jan. 3, 2006, only i won't even get my client list until the end of jan.

so uh, yeah, i have nothing even remotely associated with work to do right now. that will all change next week (crosses fingers)

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'm listening to Jay-Z right now.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hova fucking rules

 

[lurch70]

basically, these past 5 weeks were a wash.

between my car accident, the NYC transit strike & the holidays, the last 2 weeks of december were useless. then i find out i'm being moved to a new sales role (only 12 of 55 were kept, so i guess i shouldn't bitch) as of jan. 3, 2006, only i won't even get my client list until the end of jan.

so uh, yeah, i have nothing even remotely associated with work to do right now. that will all change next week (crosses fingers)

do you guys get leads or something? or do you work over existing customers?