The Main Downfall

[MagSec4]

ahh..
hmmm..
what benefits from you could I expect? : D

 

[hyena]

evil. you're evil. i've been suspecting this for a long time. but if you mow my lawn, feed the cats, pick up the kids from school we could arrange something.

 

[MagSec4]

What.. I was just asking.
But I see how it is, you pasta-munching brat!


no deal! >'(

 

[hyena]

i was offering to bear your kids, see. and you're rejecting. which confirms my theory: evil.

 

[rahvin]

i wish someone would kid my bears.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Your bears have left you. They work in zoos in Turkey now, bet you feel guilty.

 

[hyena]

i'm sending you a surprise now. i hope it fulfills your wish.

i can't be bothered to understand the Bellman equation. evil.

 

[MagSec4]

i was offering to bear your kids, see. and you're rejecting. which confirms my theory: evil.

Bear my kids eh? That's quite the offer in return for simple support in your campaign.
You must really want this support

Alright, you got it.

 

[hyena]

uh, and throw in some math refreshers along with the support. dynamic optimization will be the static end of me.

 

[Malaclypse]

are there any dynamic ends, even? dynamic death, now that would be cool.

 

[hyena]

that's exactly the problem. taking the limits for whatever goes to infinity. why can't we all just accept that there's no need for infinite horizons?

 

[Malaclypse]

tell that to my math professors. cut all the limes crap, n->infinity, who needs all this?

 

[hyena]

well said. exactly what i will write in my exam if some infinite-horizon problem comes out. 'who needs all this'? my chances are skyrocketing by the minute.

 

[MagSec4]

I need all this. If you knew how important and relevant limits, and all of calculus for that matter, were to the world around you, and to processes and commodities that you all take for granted..

 

[hyena]

yeah, yeah, i know. only, all is well with dynastic utility from a mathematical POV, but i still believe it makes very little sense. plus, the beveridge-nelson decomposition is nothing short of decomposing me.

 

[Child of Time]

That's quite the ambition. Well sir, when you've climbed the ranks and acquired such a position I hope you don't forget your fellow metal fan friends
and you know ..help 'em out a little bit

Wll, Magsec if you help me in my campaign (i.e. you kiss a lot of kids on the forehead so that I don't have to cope with the pedophile accusations later) then I'm assured that there will be a well-paid post as EU's ambassadeur in the US waiting for you, mainly consisting of a few formal and official duties. Work hours: 2 pm to 3 pm. Though you might have to go to a quite a lot of cocktail parties. But that is of course paid overtime hours

 

[MagSec4]

Oh sweeeet!!

Ah, but I already told hye.. Arrrgghhh decisions!..