Power Metal: The hero is coming riding on a white horse, runs away from the dragon, saves the princess and theyboth go to the mystery woods.
Thrash Metal: The Hero is coming, fights the dragon , saves the princess and fucks her.
Heavy Metal: Hero is coming on a Harley Davidson, Kills the dragon, drinks a couple of beers and fucks the princess
Folk Metal : Hero is coming with a few friends that play the accodrion, violin and trumphet and other strange instruments. the dragon falls asleep from the music, then they leave... without the princess.
Viking Metal : Hero is coming in a boat, kills the dragon with some wierd axe, cooks him and eats him, then rapes the princess to death takes everything from the castle and burns the place down.
Death Metal : Hero comes , kills the dragon , fucks the princess , kills her and leave
Black Metal : Hero comes at midnight, kills the dragon and put him on a long stick infront of the castle , then he abuses the princess, impales her , drinks her blood in a satanic bloody ritual then he finds she wasn't virgin , impales her again and sets her corpse by the dragon
Doom Metal: Hero comes, sees the size of the dragon and understand he won't be able to beat him , gets depressed and kills himself.... Dragon eats the hero and the princess.... and life ends .
Goregrind Metal: Hero comes, kills the dragon and spreads his stomach infront of the princess eyes , fucks the princess and kills her too. then he fucks her body again , slit her stomach and eats all the insides. then he fucks the body for the 3rd time, then he burns her body - and fucks it for the 4th time.
Gothic Metal :The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano.The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part,while the dragon plays the flute.Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
Progresive Metal: Hero comes and plays a solo of 26 minutes... the dragon kills himself from boredom. Hero goes to the princess room and plays another solo that he learned for the past years during concerts - the prinsess runs away and looks for the hero from Heavy Metal
Glam Metal: Hero comes - the dragon laughs on his outfit and let him into inside. Hero steals the princess makeup and tries to paint the castle in pink colours.
Grindcore Metal : Hero comes, screams something not understandable for like 2 minutes , then leaves.
Technical Metal: Hero comes, plays a solo with transcriptions and covers , confuses himself, kills the princess and fucks the dragon.
Nu-Metal: Hero comes in Honda Civic and trys to fight the dragon but he gets burned to death when his usless baggy pants went on fire.
Speed Metal: Hero comes , runs away from the dragon and saves the princess.
Emo-Core: Hero didnt come, he fills inlove with the princess and now he is crying in his room full of blink 182 posters when meanwhile the princess fucks the dragon.
Opeth : Hero comes in rage and rushes on the dragon, then he unexpectidly starts to cry. After a few minutes that the dragon watches the hero, he suddenly gets mad and kills him. He rushes into the princess room, he stopped to figure out that he is only a piece of shit and a depressing guy. The princess tries to make him feel better, then he gets into huge rage and kills her. Then he realizes what he did so he leaves crying, all the way back to sweden.
Rap Metal: Hero comes, Fights the dragon, fights the princess, fights the system, fights the goverment, fights the castle and leaves in his mercedes.
Electro Metal: Hero Comes in tight latex outfit, receives slashes on the ass from the dragon, being tied by the princess with a rope and raped by both.
Mayhem : Hero comes - and every one are already dead.
Thrash Metal: The Hero is coming, fights the dragon , saves the princess and fucks her.
Heavy Metal: Hero is coming on a Harley Davidson, Kills the dragon, drinks a couple of beers and fucks the princess
Folk Metal : Hero is coming with a few friends that play the accodrion, violin and trumphet and other strange instruments. the dragon falls asleep from the music, then they leave... without the princess.
Viking Metal : Hero is coming in a boat, kills the dragon with some wierd axe, cooks him and eats him, then rapes the princess to death takes everything from the castle and burns the place down.
Death Metal : Hero comes , kills the dragon , fucks the princess , kills her and leave
Black Metal : Hero comes at midnight, kills the dragon and put him on a long stick infront of the castle , then he abuses the princess, impales her , drinks her blood in a satanic bloody ritual then he finds she wasn't virgin , impales her again and sets her corpse by the dragon
Doom Metal: Hero comes, sees the size of the dragon and understand he won't be able to beat him , gets depressed and kills himself.... Dragon eats the hero and the princess.... and life ends .
Goregrind Metal: Hero comes, kills the dragon and spreads his stomach infront of the princess eyes , fucks the princess and kills her too. then he fucks her body again , slit her stomach and eats all the insides. then he fucks the body for the 3rd time, then he burns her body - and fucks it for the 4th time.
Gothic Metal :The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano.The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part,while the dragon plays the flute.Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
Progresive Metal: Hero comes and plays a solo of 26 minutes... the dragon kills himself from boredom. Hero goes to the princess room and plays another solo that he learned for the past years during concerts - the prinsess runs away and looks for the hero from Heavy Metal
Glam Metal: Hero comes - the dragon laughs on his outfit and let him into inside. Hero steals the princess makeup and tries to paint the castle in pink colours.
Grindcore Metal : Hero comes, screams something not understandable for like 2 minutes , then leaves.
Technical Metal: Hero comes, plays a solo with transcriptions and covers , confuses himself, kills the princess and fucks the dragon.
Nu-Metal: Hero comes in Honda Civic and trys to fight the dragon but he gets burned to death when his usless baggy pants went on fire.
Speed Metal: Hero comes , runs away from the dragon and saves the princess.
Emo-Core: Hero didnt come, he fills inlove with the princess and now he is crying in his room full of blink 182 posters when meanwhile the princess fucks the dragon.
Opeth : Hero comes in rage and rushes on the dragon, then he unexpectidly starts to cry. After a few minutes that the dragon watches the hero, he suddenly gets mad and kills him. He rushes into the princess room, he stopped to figure out that he is only a piece of shit and a depressing guy. The princess tries to make him feel better, then he gets into huge rage and kills her. Then he realizes what he did so he leaves crying, all the way back to sweden.
Rap Metal: Hero comes, Fights the dragon, fights the princess, fights the system, fights the goverment, fights the castle and leaves in his mercedes.
Electro Metal: Hero Comes in tight latex outfit, receives slashes on the ass from the dragon, being tied by the princess with a rope and raped by both.
Mayhem : Hero comes - and every one are already dead.
