the month/day/shirt color game

[mutantllama]

I stole this from another forum

If you're born in a good month on a good day and are wearing a good colour shirt..this will make u laugh!!!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a pickle
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - an orange
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 -the kool-aid man
16 - paris hilton
17 - your mom
18 - a dog
19 - a jew
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a french fry
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - my ex
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I stabbed a dog because that's how I roll... what the fuck?

As far as madlib-type games go, this one's pretty weak IMO.

 

[entanglement]

I killed a pickle because that's how I roll.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

I ran shirtless with a cat because im beautiful

 

[Requiem.]

I raped a whore because i'm sexy.

Sounds right

 

[Pessimism]

I needed a porn-star because I'm sexy.

 

[sh0kr0k]

I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I'm sexy!

if shirt = sweatshirt, then

I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

 

[entanglement]

I'm teh boog-e-man and I eat children cos they're tasty.

 

[kulakski 511 to death]

i raped a dog because thats how i role

 

[necromancy]

I slept with a stripper because I am sexy...

Heheheheheh

(I was born on 30th of November as you can figure out )