The Novembers Doom Family Haikus

[Novembers Paul]

(Larry - Guitarist)
Larry wears a hat
He always looks quite silly
Little bitch, Larry

(Eric - Guiratist)
I play the guitar
Sometimes my penis hurts me
I like to cough for doctors

(Joe - Drummer)
I am three feet tall
I pour concrete like a slave
moterhead is cool

(Paul - Vocals, Haiku changed a bit to protect the innocent)
My fucking spine hurts
Your girlfriend has a nice ass
please dont tell my wife

(Mary - Old Bass Player)
I moved far away
Punk Rock is my way of life
but I joined Penance

(Abbas - Old Drummer)
A dress suits me fine
Im not homosexual
Do you like my purse?

(Steve - Old Guitarist)
Yeah man, Whatever
I ride Harley Davidsons
Man, I just don't care

(Old member to remain nameless here)
My wife is a pig
I am a worthless Pussy
God, please give me balls

(Mike - Fill in Bass - Also in Disinter)
I'm in Disinter
My band plays fast death metal
The chicks dig rock stars

 

[ShadowLioness]

 

[chupe666]

Sad like when I got bloody noses in school from staring up girls' dresses.

 

[Novembers Paul]

Originally posted by chupe666
Sad like when I got bloody noses in school from staring up girls' dresses.

Erics new Haiku

Part one:

That's a pretty skirt
I'll throw my pen on the floor
I like beef curtains

Part two:

Her boyfriend is big
He socked me right in the nose
I ruined my shirt

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by Novembers Paul


Erics new Haiku

Part one:

That's a pretty skirt
I'll throw my pen on the floor
I like beef curtains

Part two:

Her boyfriend is big
He socked me right in the nose
I ruined my shirt

Hey, when you're in 2nd grade, all 4th graders are big.