The OFFICIAL "Ask Nick" - The Agony Aunt Thread!!

[Nick Brookes]

Got a problem.... . . ?

Need to ask a question......?

No Fear, Agony Aunt Nick Is Here.

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

 

[Blake]

im bleeding, what do i do?

 

[Nick Brookes]

im bleeding, what do i do?

Stop cuting your self you dirty emo.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i need someone to get me laid.
And no, i don't want any masturbatory advices.

 

[Nick Brookes]

i need someone to get me laid.
And no, i don't want any masturbatory advices.

i hear bloody scaple is free tonight

 

[vikk]

why does emo's exist? why god why?

 

[MegustaMucho]

I want to kill someone, what should I do?

 

[Nick Brookes]

why does emo's exist? why god why?

Because lots of kids look for something to do, some learn the guitar, some look at porn, others find love with razors,

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

why does emo's exist? why god why?

ahem

nunca nada da certo

you hypocrite

 

[Nick Brookes]

I want to kill someone, what should I do?

take it out on a bottle of white spirit, see how you feel after

 

[vikk]

you hypocrite

but its true... the last 4 girls that i meet are emos, or emos wannabe...

were i can find a tr00 black mettaler girl?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

What's the square root of 98327164,75?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

but its true... the last 4 girls that i meet are emos, or emos wannabe...

were i can find a tr00 black mettaler girl?

cause in the end, they're all the same, emos and true black metal chicks, just going for different hypes

 

[Nick Brookes]

What's the square root of 98327164,75?

99160.054835604039212029320055339

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

99160.054835604039212029320055339

Lies, you've misplaced the , or something.

 

[Bastard child]

I want a cookie

 

[MegustaMucho]

YOU WON'T HAVE IT!

 

[Nick Brookes]

Lies, you've misplaced the , or something.

i am sorry for your loss, but it is time to get over your problems

 

[vikk]

lol

 

[Nick Brookes]

I want a cookie

get out your mothers cook book and get bakeing, add chips for added effect