The official chatting in Austrialian thread

[Arch]

G'day mate!








Aufwiedersehen!

 

[ante]

hehe

you´re loike..sauuuu fucking funny mate
ssshhhhhh *pash*

*ducks for cover*

 

[Taliesin]

Well hellooooo thar!?

 

[Spike]

you people suck at this.

















STRUTH!! That thar dingo thar just ATE MY BABY!

 

[Spike]

....don't worry, I'll teach as many finns as I can while I'm over there the subtleties of our vernacular.....dialogue.....language...speech... ah fuck it, I'll reach 'em how to yarn better than your average house wife.

 

[Spike]

Let's see if anyone knows this one.......

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!

 

[manuelgv]

calm down lassie

 

[~metal_maiden~]

So how's it going down under?

 

[Spike]

*checks*

*zzzzzzzzip!* quite fine thank you. Truly though, it's a beautiful (and therefore rare) Melbournian day. Thank god you caught me when you did though... in about 5 hrs I won't be able to answer that question for you!

what else ya wanna know?

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Hahaha... you joker... hmm... I don't know. I've always wanted to visit Australia. Seems like a peaceful continent.

Are there really kangroos hoppin' around there all the time?

 

[Spike]

Hahaha... you joker... hmm... I don't know. I've always wanted to visit Australia. Seems like a peaceful continent.

Are there really kangroos hoppin' around there all the time?

Oh dear.

In all honesty, it's entirely dependant on where you go. Obviously not in any of the larger cities, or even their outskirts, but in some of the smaller towns, particularily in the "Outback" (Inland), you don't have to go very far to see a little hopping rodent! Either that, or just go to the zoo.

Just north of where I live in particular there is a shit load of wallabies and possums and the like that hang out near the side of the road around dusk and sunrise. (lil bastards ) can be a hastle when they try and cross the highway in 'large numbers' (NOT a 'herd').

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go jump in to the shower and head to the airport. Ta-ta.

 

[KoichCPA]

Actually, there is fuckloads in Canberra, at least once a month a stupid kangaroo ventures into the city, and gets hit by a car.

 

[ante]

So how's it going down under?

how´s it gaan deown under

 

[ante]

you people suck at this.

shush

now....rack off you aussie to the airport, have fun on the airplane

 

[~metal_maiden~]

@ Spike: Are you a flight attendant?

@ Koich: That's sad.

 

[xenophobe]

I'm pissin myself for being peckish in the arvo

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

G'day mayte! Evy noight on crowk week at'eight!

 

[Arch]

Did any noticed "Austrialian" in the title of the thread? Austrian + Australian = Austrialian.

 

[KoichCPA]

G'day mayte! Evy noight on crowk week at'eight!

Seriously, what the fuck is that all about? I'm Australian and I have no idea what you are trying to say. I can work out Hearse's steve irwin impersonation, but that's beyond me.

 

[KoichCPA]

@ Koich: That's sad.

Not really, we have way to many kangaroo's. If you people want them, feel free to have some. I should warn you though, they aren't as smart as Skippy made them out to be.