The official chatting in Austrialian thread

[Ginja_Ninja]

to a sheila : give us a beer, love!

to your mates : give us a cold one, bruce!

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

its not so bad here in oz. i mean, i live in a scum hole but its a scum hole i like to call home.

 

[Susie]

G, if all those sheila's come runnin me down, mmmmmm


i just like sayin that line even though it should be a man sayin it

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

lol no i still love pulling out " Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife..." the best aussie stereotype out i rekon

 

[Ginja_Ninja]

to the americans: "thats not a dick" *pulls* "THIS is a dick!!!!"

 

[xenophobe]

Any shelas wanna root this arvo?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

You sweet-talker, you
I'm surprised no-one has pulled out the famous 'I'll put anutha shrimp on the barbie' stereotype...happy, but still surprised

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

yeah look mate i was gunna but i thought "crikey if i go and bring out that old one use will all be real crook at me" so i didnt. but i tell ya what mate if shazza isnt back soon with that bloody slab of VB there'll bee all hell to pay

couldnt help myself...

 

[Ethereal Sage]

No wukkas, mate :Spin:

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

oh mate your a dead set top bloke.
catch ya down the waterin hole some time.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Yeah mate, I'll bring the tinny so we can go down the river afterwards and we can catch a barra or 2, then light up the barbie and smoke the bastards

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

sounds like a bonza idea mate. ill bring the ute and the shotty and we can shoot a few roo's to go with them barra.

 

[Caillac]

Did any noticed "Austrialian" in the title of the thread? Austrian + Australian = Austrialian.

Yeah

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

i think you mean "yeah mate" Caillac

 

[Caillac]

I think I'm the only one from Austria here

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

probably but hey we austrialians are welcoming people so pull up a chair

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Yes, young shiela, spin us a yarn about your outback adventures while we knock back a few stubbies

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

i think we must have scared the poor shiela off mate. it must be all that Aussie chat maybe them shiela's from austria dont understand it.

 

[Syco]

I cant believe there's been a 3 page thread about Australian (yeah I noticed the topic but it's mostly been aussie stuff) stereotypes and no mentions of v8 Commodores/Kingswoods/Falcons!

oh and

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