The official Film you aught not see.

BlueSky

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I'll start this bitch off with a movie you shouldn't watch: happiness


That's all for now..many more to come so be on the lookout. ya heard.
 
Aye, read about it some time ago. What's it about, exactly? Common failure and emptiness of contemporary relationships? The joylessness of sex, to some? A darkly humorous drama? Whatever, it sounded good.
 
should have added thread to the end, also just saw pathfinder and it was a hit and miss it was kind of a typical action movie and kinda boring but at the same time it had fucking vikings which score big in my book (along with "The 13th Warrior"). other than that not a great movie.
 
From what I remember just about people who hide things, and aren't truly what they seem. Hidden sexual anxiety, and a lot of child molestation. I would have rather not have seen it, but whatever floats yer boat.

If you want a movie that deals with things that appear to be one way but have a hidden darker side watch blue velvet.
 
From what I remember just about people who hide things, and aren't truly what they seem. Hidden sexual anxiety, and a lot of child molestation. I would have rather not have seen it, but whatever floats yer boat.

If you want a movie that deals with things that appear to be one way but have a hidden darker side watch blue velvet.

Isn't that movie just as perverted and sick as 'Happiness', only without the humour?
 
Fair dos. Didn't know there was anything about child molestation in 'Happiness', so it might be a different movie I'm thinking of..
 
Yeah, that was sick as hell. They should have never done that, but the movie is hilarious.
 
The entire premise and concept of 'Jackass' seems a bit bizarre to me, despite how funny it can be. I mean, being made rich and famous for doing utterly stupid things...haha, okay.
 
it was funny at parts but really nasty with the beer funneling, the first skit was good with the snake. i also liked the double joke taliban skit with the pubes.
 
Jackass 2...... funny at times but I turned the movie off and will NEVER watch it again due to the scene where they drink horse cum... sick and wrong

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And I thought jumping into a pool of rotting animal guts was bad enough.
 
Any vs. movie is bound to suck. There is always a tie in the end.

Predator vs. alien should have been totally rad however they somehow managed to screw that up. The second is supposed to totally forget about the first so hopefuly it will be what the first should have been.
 
Any vs. movie is bound to suck. There is always a tie in the end.

Predator vs. alien should have been totally rad however they somehow managed to screw that up. The second is supposed to totally forget about the first so hopefuly it will be what the first should have been.

Aye, I was sorely disappointed by that movie. Cynicism tells me the second - 'Survival of the Fittest', I think it's called - won't be much better. :erk:
 
well you know, any video-game-to-movie almost always totally horrendously fails.


(except Super Mario Bros. That ruled)














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