The Official "I Farted" thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

it was a low rumble, almost a growl.

 

[Mike]

i was farting earlier then i took a shit, havent farted since

 

[BlueSky]

Just farted while reading thread title.. my nose is running so I can't tell you how it smelled. chicken noodle maybe..

 

[stefan86]

hehe mine early this morning was flat out brootal. even woke up the gf

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I had chili yesterday.

 

[El Stormo]

Haven't farted yet, but I desperately need to pee.

 

[azal]

I always take a nice morning dump, so I don't fart until later in the afternoon after having eaten something. Unless I got hammered the night before an have the uncontrollable beer farts couples with the, as we knew it in NJ "bud mud"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

gross.

 

[Brett]

Ever seen Hulk Hogan do his patented big boot? Do that mid-fart, it'll change notes midswing.

ftw

 

[azal]

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your ass hurts because all your muscles focus on your face and the rectal muscles stay tight, forcing the fart to jump out without any relaxation of the butt muscles.

 

[Karmic]

gross.

AS IF

hahaha

 

[derek]

Guinness provides one with the most brilliant and individually spirited of flatulence.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

gross.

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[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh like you dont fart

 

[azal]

The board is in dire need of an official " I Queefed" thread.

 

[lad]

Guinness provides one with the most brilliant and individually spirited of flatulence.

Often wondered about that. Ever since reading 'The Wasp Factory', and hearing very occasional references like, "oooh, that was a Guiness one, like", I've pondered the flatulent effect of said bevvy. Alas, I can't drink too much of it at once. 'Tis too thick and heavy, you see, for my slightly girly metabolism.

Off tae get ever more pished on another adventure. Should be shite hot craic.

 

[Metal head87]

One awesome article
And an even better one!

Here's a little tidbit from the second link

Do men fart more than women?

No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.

Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?

Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.

 

[Liverslapper]

ever had the flu really bad, and drank the night before, you have to take a dump so bad....but you throw up, so you feel ok to go number 2, but the stink makes you puke, but you gotta puke in the toilet so basically your smelling your own shit, even after you flush, and you throw up more...ha

 

[stefan86]

hehe I ate some curry yesterday and evened it out with ten beers. I just assaulted the kitchen with some brootal fart warfare

 

[derek]

Often wondered about that. Ever since reading 'The Wasp Factory', and hearing very occasional references like, "oooh, that was a Guiness one, like", I've pondered the flatulent effect of said bevvy. Alas, I can't drink too much of it at once. 'Tis too thick and heavy, you see, for my slightly girly metabolism.

Off tae get ever more pished on another adventure. Should be shite hot craic.

Sweaty and pungent. Emphasis on uncomfortably sweaty.