El Stormo
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Three old buggers sit on a bench in the park, telling about their woes. The first old geezer says, "Man, I usually get up at 7, and I stand in front of the toilet bowl, and it's literally half an hour before I can manage a few drops, so I'm usually done urinating at 8!"
"Yeah," says the second, "I have a similar problem. When I get up at 6, I sit on the crapper for half an hour until I can finally manage to squeeze out a few tiny rabbit pellets."
"Well," says the third. "I usually pee my bladder empty in a good stream at 6, and I take a huge dump at 7."
"Then what's the problem?" the other old guys ask.
"I wake up at 9."
"Yeah," says the second, "I have a similar problem. When I get up at 6, I sit on the crapper for half an hour until I can finally manage to squeeze out a few tiny rabbit pellets."
"Well," says the third. "I usually pee my bladder empty in a good stream at 6, and I take a huge dump at 7."
"Then what's the problem?" the other old guys ask.
"I wake up at 9."