the official "i wanna get laid" thread

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

actually id be happy with a handjob

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

talk to LoM about that one there, bud

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

where the hel have you been
haven't seen you in a long time

 

[metal17]

actually id be happy with a handjob

for me the thought of getting laid is always nice...but I'd rather a blow job or a hand job...I shall leave the sex for marriage...hmmm...but then again I don't plan to get married...I might die a virgin then :Smug:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i wanna get laid...but noooo instead i gotta be bleeding buckets.

*sigh* oh well, just a day or two

 

[MajestikMøøse]

(thinks: I will not lower myself to posting in this thread...)













































































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god dammit

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i got a choclate donut

 

[DarkNoise]

I'd settle for a kiss at this point in time... it's that bad...

Hmmm, *glances at a water bottle*... if i could widen the hole...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

see what kind of posts you start whne you still haven't started your homework at 1 in the morning
*can't think*

 

[DarkNoise]

And thanks to your post I'm now contemplating this bottle thing... I wonder if a shampoo bottle would be any bigger? pre-lubricated! and when you finish off it doesn't look any different, the shampoo is white anyway

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

white shampoo mines like tan
herbal

 

[DarkNoise]

Weird... I thought all shampoo was white or clear. We have some nasty looking conditioner though... looks like mushed maggots. Then again, I never need conditioner (damn thin hair)

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

do the milkjug....DUH

 

[DarkNoise]

the milkjug would be tough... very CUMbersome. Though not a bad idea... still would have to custom fit the hole methinks. I could make a home-made blowup doll with a milkjug, a toilet paper roll tube, and for the body use some burlap sacks and cardboard!

Who says loud music stifles creativity?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i have a hand

 

[Troyanasy]

for me the thought of getting laid is always nice...but I'd rather a blow job or a hand job...I shall leave the sex for marriage...hmmm...but then again I don't plan to get married...I might die a virgin then :Smug:

Smartin up
Dont get married
You will lose your soul and most of the shit you own haha (not funny)
I hate to repeat my self but,
Marriage a 3 ring Circus
1: Engagement Ring
2:Wedding Ring
3: SUFFERING

 

[metal17]

haha thanks for the advice Mr. Troy

 

[Volke]

It's about that time again.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sex FUN!