This is the ONLY thread which is officially "official". All other threads, whilst unofficially "official", are actually sleeper threads planted by the unofficial John Arch so he can become the new official second guitarist of Transcending Mortality and and should thus be officially avoided at all cost. In addition to this, all unofficial "official" threads are hereby officially deemed to officially fail, be officially gay, and Annihilator officially owns their arse. Do not post in this thread unless what you have to say is OFFICIAL!!!!!111111!!!111!101!11101!
