The official WRITE A LETTER TO ANY BOARDER thread

[Anvil]

So that's what Laura looks like...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my genitals, at least

(and you guys totally didn't see when i posted that on the last page? )

 

[Captain Beard]

I did, it didn't faze me.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Hy Mom,

I decided I'm coming home tonight before the storm catches up with me. I figured I won't call you but post that on the Neverboard. So now, you know.

'later

- the first born

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hey slashvanyoung,

Please call next time. I'm your mother and I worry about you.

-Your Mother

 

[slashvanyoung]

Dear Det Som Mom,

Sorry for being late. I was bitch-tied for some hours. Therefore I hit the storm and almost the guardrail, too.

But it's been worth it!

Sorry for the worries, mom. I'll get you flowers!

- Your wretched spawn.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dear Moms of the Neverboarders,

Yeah, I'm hittin that.

Hugs and Kisses,
Max

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm a hermaphrodite. Like Cartmans mom.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"Maaaahm, kitty cat's bein' a dildo!"
"Well, I know a certain kitty cat who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

You know, when we watched that in third grade I never understood it until a few years ago. I knew what a dido was but I didn't get the joke.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

As much as I love south park, reciting quotes from it is more annoying than yelling "UUUWHAAAT!? HOOOKAY!!!"

 

[derek]

Dear Clarence,

You're so cool.

Love, Alabama Whirly.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

As much as I love south park, reciting quotes from it is more annoying than yelling "UUUWHAAAT!? HOOOKAY!!!"

i really don't hear... like... anyone quote south park. it's usually just family guy, but that doesn't really get on my nerves. YEAAAAH, HWHAAAAT?? and OHHKAY!! are vastly more annoying to me.

 

[Liverslapper]

Dear Mom,

Daddy touched me tonight,
Please don't tell him...he said
if i told you...he would do
mean things to me..


-steve

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dear interested parties,

You have correctly ascertained that Lord Foul is actually only my formal title (as is the tradition among popes and their polar opposites). My given name is David, which as you may have noticed is not uncommon among the members of this forum. For whatever reason, most people call me Dave. I sincerely hope this is not because I look like a Dave. As for the matter of what I do look like, my visage has not appeared on these pages because

a) I am not remotely pretty enough for the Sexy Pics thread, and
b) I rent, and breaking a large mirror by attempting to photograph my reflection would negatively impact my security deposit.

Informatively yours,
Lord Foul

P.S. If I thought it would make me look like neal, I would be totally willing to skin him and sew the skin into a neal-suit, and dance around in the neal-suit under a pagan moon.

Dear Dave,

I would like to assure you that ANY picture belongs into the sext picture thread, and since I feel like we have gne through a lot together, I want to take this relationship to the next level and see a picture of you.
Would you do it for me? you know... there is a lot I can do for you.

*wink wink*

Karen

p.s: from now on you'd be Dave until proven otherwise.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear john,

i had chocolate chip cookies and they were om nom nom

- yay, cookies!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

dear rawra

i has choclate mini donuts that are also om nom nom

-det som nom

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear det om nom nom,

oooo!

- rawra

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lol det som nom nom.

 

[Karmic]

mmm wotan