The official WRITE A LETTER TO ANY BOARDER thread

[slashvanyoung]

Dear Warrel,

have you been loaded while recording the vocals for DNB?

Oh, nevermind...

<3

- me

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Dear Warrel,

Where the fuck have you been?

-Det Som

 

[Captain Beard]

Dear Det Som,

The Captain's place. He has so many wenches captured by ninjas I couldn't bear to leave the shed other than just now because he mentioned you messaged me.

-WD, on CBs account.

PS- I recorded the album from the shed too.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear me,

way to put the response meant for this thread in another thread. you win.

without love, me

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear Pathetic Humans,

Give us your human horn!!!!!

Brutally,
Lrr, of the planet Omicron-Persei VIII

 

[Liverslapper]

Dear Pathetic Humans,

Give us your human horn!!!!!

Brutally,
Lrr, of the planet Omicron-Persei VIII

Omicron Persei sounds like something from Sid's "alpha centari" game

 

[Lunar Still]

Omicron Persei sounds like something from Sid's "alpha centari" game

Futurama j00 n00b

 

[Lord Foul]

Dear ladies of the Neverboard,

Your recent effort and diligence in the field(s) of

-Being foxy bitches

has not gone unnoticed or unappreciated.

Keep up the good work!


Respectfully yours,
Lord Foul

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear lord foul,

i commend your use of 70s slang and will continue to try my hardest at being a foxy bitch.

- laura

ps - what's your real name?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dear Lord Foul:
when are we going to see a picture of your face?
oh the mystery.

love,
Lioness

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Dear Lord Foul

I picture you as Neal

-Det Som

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear John,

I picture you as Simen's head on Zoidberg's body, crabwalking.

-Russell

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That's awesome.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ahahah... please crabwalk in chicago!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Dear Rawra

I won't I'm much too shy but the man in my avatar does for Arcturus's video of...something.

-Wilford Brimley

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

pweese?? *puppydog eyes*

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

We'll see how drunk I get. My mission is to not let little Liverslapper out drink me from now on, any where.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ahaha sweeet

we still need to have our dumb-off!!

 

[Lord Foul]

Dear interested parties,

You have correctly ascertained that Lord Foul is actually only my formal title (as is the tradition among popes and their polar opposites). My given name is David, which as you may have noticed is not uncommon among the members of this forum. For whatever reason, most people call me Dave. I sincerely hope this is not because I look like a Dave. As for the matter of what I do look like, my visage has not appeared on these pages because

a) I am not remotely pretty enough for the Sexy Pics thread, and
b) I rent, and breaking a large mirror by attempting to photograph my reflection would negatively impact my security deposit.

Informatively yours,
Lord Foul

P.S. If I thought it would make me look like neal, I would be totally willing to skin him and sew the skin into a neal-suit, and dance around in the neal-suit under a pagan moon.

 

[Lunar Still]

P.S. If I thought it would make me look like neal, I would be totally willing to skin him and sew the skin into a neal-suit, and dance around in the neal-suit under a pagan moon.

So in other words, you look kinda like this guy?