The official WRITE A LETTER TO ANY BOARDER thread

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Dear David,

Next time you time travel to the Dutch deli, try the polish sausage. And bring me a present!


Sincerely,
Samantha (2008)

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

To the Good Captain Beard

What does the R in C.R stand for?

-Fellow viking, Det Som

 

[Karmic]

Dear Det Som

where is the nearest swedish den in texas

-fellow pillager, karmic

 

[Captain Beard]

Dear Det Som,

Random.

Dear Karmic,

Probably only in larger cities.

Dear Samantha, I will, if you find me girl scout cookies. They're all hiding still.

Lollipops are tasty,
Beardicus Maximus.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Dear Det Som

where is the nearest swedish den in texas

-fellow pillager, karmic

Dear Karmic,

I don't know because I'm the only member of the family who embraces his heritage.

-Det Som

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear david,

be happy with the AIDS or i will send you will's cock

love, AIDS

 

[Captain Beard]

Dear LaurAIDS,

I'll laminate it and put it next to the pink pony then, shall I clear a spot?

Spite,
He whose nose won't even bubble.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dear Mr. Beard,

I am the only Maximus here.

Kthxbai,
Maximus

 

[Will Bozarth]

Bozzy-I Don't know?

I do believe my friend Dan came up with that one. Not sure. It's all too vague.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

seems like a logical enough shortening of your last name.

it always weird me out when your friends call you bozzy, though

 

[Will Bozarth]

lol all 3 of them

regardless, that name's extended beyond my first name now. Will doesn't exist in real life

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

so you're saying thers...


NO MORE WILL!?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear shrike,

hi? hi! *paws at you and nuzzles you then flops over on my side*

taupe (my gray kitty)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Interspecies fraternizing ist verboten!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear german language?

remember me? i thought you were kinda cool!!

- das laura

 

[Anvil]

Dear Laura,

How you doin'?

- Tyler

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear tyler,

i'm good. my orientation at home depot is friday morning! yay new job!

- laura

ps - thanks again for the avatar!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Dear Home Depot drone,

What job did they give you?

-He that is called meat.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear MEAT,

cashier.

- #45868347697

 

[Captain Beard]

Dear [employee name inserted here],

It has come to our attention you have concerns over our expectations of total compliance.

Please show your support by voluntarily handing over any emotions and feelings you may have that aren't related to your job.

Sincerely, [insert printed signature here.]