The official WRITE A LETTER TO ANY BOARDER thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dear Derick,

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

-Rick Astley

 

[Chromatose]

Dear Orange Crush,

You've got your what?!

DON'T LEAVE ME IN SUSPENSE

-Derick

 

[Liverslapper]

Dear Derick,

I've got my spine, I've got my

-Orange Crush

Dear Will,

Are you on crack?


Best Wishes,

Satan

 

[Chromatose]

Dear Max,

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

-Derick

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dear Derick,

*Dances nerdily*

-Max

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear everyone,

Mah mah mah my

-Sherona

 

[slashvanyoung]

Dear hand,

up for sexy time?

- Wiener Johnson

 

[Shpongled]

Dear Thread,

I'm leaving and not coming back. You're too fast paced and irrelevant for me to keep track of anymore. There are already so many more like you here that my heart already belong too. I know we started off strong and had a lot of fun in the beginning, but I'm afraid I just can't enter another commitment right now. I'd rather tell you now, sooner than later, instead of waiting to see what happens and potentially cause even more pain in the long run. I wish you the best in the future, and who knows... if you're still around when my other threads are gone, maybe we can hang out some more. But please don't wait around for me. Get on with your life and I'll get on with mine. It's really hard to say this, but I think in the end it's for the best. You're a great thread and I'm sure you'll get along just fine with out me.

I'll always love you.

You're special "cocoa-boarder",
Kevin

p.s. I'm really going to miss your "special trick."

 

[Liverslapper]

Dear Helen Keller,


dot dot, dot...


dot dot dot dot...

.. .. . . .. . . . .. . .

dot more dots.....


little dots that go.....like this ........ only in L formation and shit



dot dot....dot



n e way write back

steve

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear thread,

You sure are a hell of a lot more entertaining than the lunch thread.

-Russell

 

[slashvanyoung]

Ahahaha! Dude, you're killing me!

Edit: I meant that letter to Helen Keller.

 

[Lunar Still]

Internet Braille FTL

 

[Chromatose]

On the internet we can make fun of blind people all we want. WITH NO RETRIBUTION

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that was disgusting.

not when my mouth was numb!!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Apple juice and vodka...is that better than oj and vodka? "those are called flaming Abraham's btw"

 

[Liverslapper]

Brewing coffee and beer together is Will's favorite!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Welcome back to oh fuck

 

[Anvil]

Dearest Will,

You stole my heart.

...

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Apple juice and vodka...is that better than oj and vodka? "those are called flaming Abraham's btw"

"flaming abraham"? i thought that was just called a screwdriver. in any case, though, i <3 vodka and orange juice, though i haven't had it in a while. i've been without alcohol for ... a really long time. wow. eh, generally prefer weed to it anyway.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Welcome back to oh fuck

ahahah <3 fred