The Person Above Me II

^See I fucking knew it was you. God damn it. It probably isn't even you. Yes you can check my fucking trash can. The garden is weeded asshole. *Runs away as the knight beats the shit out of him*
 
I've always wondered what shit covered boots taste like
 
^Has shit and other not tasty stuff on his boots :(

DT boards= most cultured place on the planet. You (I) can eat shit and have intellectual conversations all in under 30 seconds.
 
Does anyone find something wrong with this phrase I picked up at "work":

Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!

I would guess the kid saying this was 8.