Dave, I am curious to see that girl's reaction to your PUA abilities.
Oh thats such a worthy post. You're 18 and you havent got drunk. By god, I would like to break your neck.
oh, never mind, i thought that because you were dave you were talking about sex, but you really meant hammered when you said it. i personally dont like the taste of beer, but strangley enough i dont mind me some rum or whiskey! or stawberry daqueris because im a real man! some 21st birthday ill have!
I never understood the "manly drinking" mentality; if the "girliest" drinks mess you up faster (and usually taste better for those with a sweet tooth), then why should one go around drinking beers, ales, etc. that taste like liquified Kellogs cornflakes?
And then you can buttfuck your bf, right?
Queer.