The Pope is in a bad way!

[Bastet]

read in yesterday's paper:according to the vatican it's better not to keep the ashes of your beloved deceased at home cause it wouldprevent their ressurection

:S

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

what are you supposed to do with the ashes then?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

You're supposed to smoke em. Duh!

 

[Bastet]

leave'em at the cemetary, or strew 'em there...



or spread them on your kitchen garden...

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

what difference does it make?

 

[Bastet]

none whatsoever to me

they can spread my ashes around the lettuce to prevent snails from eating it!

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

ugh, i dont want to burn.

 

[Bastet]

you want to be eaten by worms instead???

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

yeah.

 

[Bastet]

Yuk!!

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

it doesnt hurt.

 

[Bastet]

imagine being burried alive...horror!

if your dead the burning won't hurt either i guess... i hope...

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i dunno, im not that keen on the idea of burning and ending in a jar within one hour.

 

[Bambi]

im gonna be stuffed. possibly

 

[Bastet]

naaa!

maybe when i was younger, but these days there isn't much worth saving anymore

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

its not that i look like schwarzeneger either, but id want to keep my arms and that with me.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

im gonna be stuffed. possibly

get stuffed you arse bandiiiit.

 

[cedarbreed]

 

[rafael]

me's getting mumified like tut-ankh amon

 

[Malaclypse]

nah, burn the crap and throw it in the ocean, it's the cheapest variant for those left, and i don't really care what happens to my body.