this may be an opportunity of a lifetime! check out http://www.wifeodyssey.com/, and then check out his views on love and sex! some lucky lil gal is gonna land herself some burning hunk o' love!
the preppy, + other eligible bachelorettes
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" I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making. "
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WTF! OK, here's some of the better statements....
"she would be able to appreciate the enchantingly antiseptic aesthetics of a Motel 6"
"my ideal lady has a nice sleek, flat little chest and a nicely rounded little poochy tummy!"
"I confess I find appendix scars on poochy female tummies very appealing"
"I just don't have any chemistry with right handed women"
"So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!!"
"I'll admit straight out, I'm a virgin and I would appreciate it if my future wife is, too... because she understands that there has to be lots and lots of love before there can be any possibility of sex. After all, Beethoven never got any... if virginity's good enough for him, it's good enough for me. Besides, my lady would much rather have hugs and get her soft, beautiful belly massaged!"
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making."
" My sense of humor is very dry, and it can get pretty sick at times, especially when it involves making fun of dim-witted people..."
"Have you ever made an oil painting with just the raw materials? Or melted aluminum and poured it to make a little statue? If not, then you haven't lived!"
"It would not bother me in the least if my lady is a sloppy eater who enjoys filling her tummy with gooey pizza now and then, giggling and getting tomato sauce on her pretty face!"
and some of his "art"....
I honestly don't know why I posted all this. Maybe because I havent had a good laugh in awhile.
"she would be able to appreciate the enchantingly antiseptic aesthetics of a Motel 6"
"my ideal lady has a nice sleek, flat little chest and a nicely rounded little poochy tummy!"
"I confess I find appendix scars on poochy female tummies very appealing"
"I just don't have any chemistry with right handed women"
"So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!!"
"I'll admit straight out, I'm a virgin and I would appreciate it if my future wife is, too... because she understands that there has to be lots and lots of love before there can be any possibility of sex. After all, Beethoven never got any... if virginity's good enough for him, it's good enough for me. Besides, my lady would much rather have hugs and get her soft, beautiful belly massaged!"
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making."
" My sense of humor is very dry, and it can get pretty sick at times, especially when it involves making fun of dim-witted people..."
"Have you ever made an oil painting with just the raw materials? Or melted aluminum and poured it to make a little statue? If not, then you haven't lived!"
"It would not bother me in the least if my lady is a sloppy eater who enjoys filling her tummy with gooey pizza now and then, giggling and getting tomato sauce on her pretty face!"
and some of his "art"....
I honestly don't know why I posted all this. Maybe because I havent had a good laugh in awhile.
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