the random item of the day!!!

[Chromatose]

excellent

(I don't like pre-planned times to call anyway, its so odd)

you shall be graced by my randomness!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and you shall, in return, be graced by mine!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Geez, you two are lovers already? You talk to each other enough to warrant that.

 

[Chromatose]

you're the only love in my life, nolordy.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

don't you know, a guy...is my love slave

 

[Chromatose]

boooo

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm so torn

 

[Captain Beard]

I've never seen that turd's face, you know. I bet he looks, no I bet he IS the pope!

 

[Chromatose]

hahahhaha

 

[a guy...]

I resent that...and you'll receive 50 lashes for your blasphemy.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahahaaaa....i got a certificate and membership card in the mail once, saying i was a member of the clergy...the card says "reverend cara taylor."......hey why not, heh heh, i've still got it

 

[a guy...]

Very good Sister Cara, you shall ascend to a higher area.

 

[Chromatose]

I'm an ordained minister.

I'll glady do one of y'all's funerals.

 

[a guy...]

It's gonna be No Lordy's funeral in a little bit.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah and if any of ya'll need marry'n, i can help you out, for a nominal fee of course....heh heh that sounds wrong

 

[Captain Beard]

I am immortal, I cannot die, you fool.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the light of gawd will punish yew, boyyeeeeee!!!! heh heh

 

[a guy...]

Listen here, I got a pine box full of whoop ass with your name on it!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

get ready for the wrath of the holy sopaipillas!