the random item of the day!!!

[Chromatose]

oooooo creepy

 

[lizard]

one of my coworkers just got a hip replacement. then he went around showing everyone the x-ray, AS IF we really wanted to see shadowy images of his genitalia.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha!!! i was just thinking, i would probably say "ooo creepy"....ha, well they are!! lol.....sorry liz, heh

 

[Chromatose]

hahah yes I've noticed we say numerous similar things, often at the same times ..

back to prosthetics ...

"i didn't kill my wife! it was the one armed man!!!"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah we do, haha
....the one armed man!! makes me think of that one armed ice cream man that once roamed the streets of south irving selling drugs to the children, heh. and for some random reason that makes me think of the midget that lives in the apartments down the street from us, a little mexican midget

 

[lizard]

we have a midget who works in the fast food places around here. my buddy went to taco bell for lunch and said she was working the drive thru window, and had to toss his lunch to him because she couldn't reach far enough

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha, i think midgets are cool. yeah maybe a little creepy, but hey!! little people!!:hotjump: wooooo!!! in journalism we had to make a magazine directed at a certain group of people, and i made mine for midgets, haha!!

 

[Chromatose]

haha!!! a midget magazine.. thats so hilarious ..

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah!! it was called, "it's a small world," and some of the articles were about midget-sized custom made homes, health problems associated with dwarfism(the magazine was for midgets and dwarfs), and there was an ad for a special midget bicycle and midget online dating, lol

 

[Chromatose]

there used to be a midget house somewhere around here years ago, I never found it, but all the old farmers like to gossip about strange things, yeah apparantly it was built so the entire house was midget height, ha! ..

hehe if i was a midget I would be interested in a subscription to that magazine

 

[lizard]

there was a midgethouse.com but all I get is an http error. color me bummed.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha! for my magazine i just made up everything excect the dwarism stuff, but i figured there has to be some kind of midget-sized housing...

 

[Chromatose]

tying in prosthetics and shortness... a guy who worked with my dad, that had wooden legs, had a house built nearby, so I went in when it was under construction and everything was designed to be at appropriate height when he was in his wheelchair ... doorknobs, lightswitches, etc.... very bizarre ..

the same guy would also freak people out on halloween by stabbing knives into his wooden legs, ha ha ha

 

[Chromatose]

tying in prosthetics and shortness... a guy who worked with my dad, that had wooden legs, had a house built nearby, so I went in when it was under construction and everything was designed to be at appropriate height when he was in his wheelchair ... doorknobs, lightswitches, etc.... very bizarre ..

the same guy would also freak people out on halloween by stabbing knives into his wooden legs, ha ha ha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha!!! weird....ha, i was off in wonderland and just realized after the forum index came up that UM was working again...haha, what can i say, i was thinking of the squid...

 

[Chromatose]

oh my, actually i did the exact same thing ha i was sitting on the main forum page and it didn't even occur to me since my thoughts were elsewhere..

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

why can't we, just once, think, or say the same thing eh? it never happens! lolol

 

[Chromatose]

its ok, I don't mind it

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

sarcasm, in case anyone doesn't realize, heh. we quite often think alike, quite often, it's great!!!

 

[Chromatose]

how nice of you clarify for all the voyeurs in the crowd, hahah

yes it is great isn't it