the random item of the day!!!

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahahahahahaaaaa

 

[Chromatose]

hahahah!! close enough! well perhaps in the future they'll be able to focus their blood into rays of death, like that one there..

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahahaaaa, now that i'd like to see...er, view from a considerable distance

 

[Chromatose]

just wearing googles won't save us then!

we'll need some kind of body armor when roaming the dinosaur park with lizard taunting in mind.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahahaaa!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

death ray deflecting suits, a MUST for when visiting texas...they should really sell those in the gift shop at the dinosaur park

 

[Chromatose]

that was supposed to say 'goggles'

*cough* too much google image searching *cough*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

heh heh

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha, thinking back to when me and my cousin went there...there was a so called dinosaur "museum" just before you got to the park...so we were headed there expecting a museum...and it was just a trailer!!!! there was an old crabby man inside showing a video tape about dinosaurs, and a few fossils and things laying about..and he was very serious about everyone remaining QUIETTTT!!! sshhhh!! who knows, if someone raises their voice too much, maybe he takes them out back and throws them into a pit of death ray lizards!!! lolol

 

[Chromatose]

hahah...

theres a dinosaur park here I went to when i was young, but it consists of walking around looking at statues of dinosaurs .. oh no! be afraid! dinosaurs!

 

[Chromatose]

but not all of it made sense .. statues of GIANT SNAKES and KING KONG ??? umm yeah ok .. lol.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahaha!!!! well there's one dinosaur statue at this place here, then the rest is the occasional hole in the ground, ahem, i mean, dinosaur footprint, hahaaa.....ya know, there is a nuclear power plant in that town, maybe the lizards have evolved........

 

[lizard]

none can make sense, or compare, to the massive, eye stunning Gigantic Giant Jolly Green Giant!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah but on one can mess with Big Tex at the texas state fair, muwahahahaaaaa, now we need a pic of him.....

 

[lizard]

and thankfully it's not a giant beaver, because that would be a story for another day...but how about a 40 ft otter?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and why does the jolly green giant have the face of an old granny...

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

woo hoo!!!....see what's creepy about big tex is that he'll point out individual people and talk to them....really just a bastard in a booth with a microphone, but hey

 

[lizard]

no offense, ct...but big tex looks rather .... well.... gay.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah i know that liz....he and the jolly green giant are meant for each other, lol