the random item of the day!!!

[Chromatose]

yay!! 500 bucks PER random item, and if you can't handle that, then no juggling for you. that goes for anyone for that matter. random juggling slave for hire!

well that doesn't go for everyone however

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

holy shit
where am i supposed to get 500 bucks? you're screwing up the deal

fuhget it!!

....you're not a good businessman.
.....yay, bamboo soap dish!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well that doesn't go for everyone however

well yes that is true of course!! for you juggling enslavement is free of charge...and that goes the other way too!

 

[Chromatose]

haha, yes it does

 

[Gums]

Dear Mr. Berman,
Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.
Thank you,
Elaine Carmen,
Housekeeper

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Chromatose]

why would they want to stop delivering soaps? was he using them for some fiendish means??

 

[a guy...]

Bamboo chest with soap in it.

 

[Chromatose]

i believe it was found that Mr Berman was using the soaps to make Napalm

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ah well then that would be a good reason to take them away then....hey good find, a guy!! ha!

 

[Gums]

Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you,
S. Berman

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ahh, mmkay, of course:Smug:....ahem, anyway...two random items today! one, that awesome shirt i'm wearing today, and....hermit crabs!

 

[Chromatose]

????

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

why yes that's the one....haha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hermit crab! yay!!!:hotjump:...

 

[lizard]

hey, I've got that shirt too!

 

[Chromatose]

well then explain why it says "kneecaps" when in the movie he says "legs"!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

cool!! yeah i just got it last night. i'd seen it at our mall then when back to get it and they didn't have it, so i went to another mall with my cousin yesterday and saw it...so i had to get it. woo!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

for today's random item, i request cafeteria trays:Spin: