be friendly to baboons, one day you'll be in a terrible accident, and the doctors will have to replace your butt with that from a baboon in order to save your life.. and you'll think WHY OH WHY DID I EAT SO MANY
so wait.. you really mean to tell me that all this time i thought baboons had red and blue BUTTS, but thats just on their FACES?!?! hrmmmm that's gotta be wrong..