The Red Sox Suck

[lizard]

not really.

but they have to win four more games to erase THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO

Q: In the next game will Curt Schilling have blood seeping out his sock again?
Jesus

Q: When will Johnny Damon cut his hair?

Q: Is there a more annoying baseball guy than Tim McCarver?

Q: Why am I posting these inane questions and when will my coffee be not hot enough to drink?

 

[FrostGiant]

A: Yes
2: Damon's has good ribs
C: Tim McCarver is awesome. He pulls out some of the most obvious lines in baseball. He's kind of like the Jon Madden of Baseball.
#: My coffee was damn cold this morning. Stupid gas station coffee. And it's foggy outside.

 

[xfer]

is tim mccarver the red sox manager? because i was watching the red sox manager do post-game wrap-up two days ago and he was saying literally the most obvious and stupid things i have ever heard a commentator say.

"Well, we played, and we beat the Yankees. We hit the ball and they didn't catch it." stuff like that.

 

[Baliset]

no mccarver was the tv announcer

 

[lizard]

yup, I've always thought he was kinda slimey but a few years ago when Deion Sanders threw a cup of water on him, and he had a tantrum of Yngwie-esque proportions, then I truly knew he was a dick.

 

[Josh Seipp]

Joe Buck is far more annoying

god I hate Fox sportscasters

"we don't care at all about this game and have no emotions whatsoever"

 

[lizard]

they probably don't want to be associated with MASSACHUSETTS LIBERALS

 

[Baliset]

i can just see them making a big deal out of it if the Houston Astros meet the Boston Red Sox right near the election.

 

[deadair]

Joe Buck is far more annoying

god I hate Fox sportscasters

"we don't care at all about this game and have no emotions whatsoever"

josh is right... fox sportscasters are the worst.

fuck, have local guys do it. it would be better.

 

[FrostGiant]

St. Louis will win tonite anyway.

And they should have Bob Uecker doing the world series.

 

[xfer]

one of my friends noted that, with a few rainouts, Massachusetts could be playing Texas ON election day!

which would be a little cool in one way, but horribly awful in the way it will annihilate voter turnout. Although since I bet the majority of SPORTS fans are Bush voters, maybe it will help Kerry!

 

[chupe666]

joe buck is definitely annoying. his dad was good- genuine. but joe is just a car salesman.


and i'm surprised the cardinals won last night. i was out in the DC/Baltimore area the past few days and you'd think there was no such thing as a National League Championship series. then i came back here and everything's RED and GO CARDS.

 

[Baliset]

welcome back chupe!

*cough*wedding pics please*cough*

 

[lizard]

yes, pics!

and here's the best thing about the Red Sox victory:

Pedro and his midget!

 

[xfer]

until like two days ago i thought Pedro's midget was just a random midget guy. he's the actor from Island of Dr. Moreau!

 

[lizard]

and supposedly the inspiration for mini-me!