The "Seven Types" of metal fans

[CF87]

wat

You're a fucking poser.

 

[Onder]

You're a fucking poser.

Shut the fuck up you sad, desperate milf hunter.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Does one really have to hunt for milfs? They're usually the easiest bitches to fuck.

 

[Ov Wulf]

Milf Hunters and Bang Bus are staples of my teenage sexual development.

 

[JontRevolting]

Big Wet Ass! FTW.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

all the bands i learned through real life.

Now how did you accomplish such a monumental task?

 

[ScavengerDemon]

Well-Rounded closet fan.

 

[AllShallFall]

Well-rounded future-musician fan

 

[darkno]

I'm probably "musician fan" //
Like 4 years ago i was "the closet metal fan"..

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Where is the "If you don't like Manilla Road and Pagan Altar you can go fuck yourself" one? Metal Authority?