The SHRED LIKE LOOMIS contest

[kmanick]

I think I'm going to tune a banjo to B Flat and back country shred to it

 

[Brooks]

I'm just going to overdub a black hole.

 

[Ambivalent]

My guess is that we are going to have to play the song as Loomis recorded it. Unless CM rushes and adds a track to the box set that doesn't have a bass track.


It'll be hard to change the song if the bass track stays the same as the original.

 

[freewill]

fuck, i am gonna have to do this. i dont have a 7 string, and dont have money for the box set. And yet, i shall make this work, somehow. i want that fucking guitar.

 

[Screaming Mad Dee]

Three boys approached the throne of God and asked the Almighty for a favor each. The first boy was Jimi Hendrix, who asked God to grant him his wish to revolutionize electric guitar playing. The second boy was Yngwie Malmsteen, who asked God to grant him his wish to be able to play like Paganini on the guitar. The third boy was Jeff Loomis, who said to God "get your fucking ass out of my seat."

 

[Brooks]

So you're saying we should blame Jeff Loomis for AIDS, famine, and Sarah Palin?



That motherfucker.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Three boys approached the throne of God and asked the Almighty for a favor each. The first boy was Jimi Hendrix, who asked God to grant him his wish to revolutionize electric guitar playing. The second boy was Yngwie Malmsteen, who asked God to grant him his wish to be able to play like Paganini on the guitar. The third boy was Jeff Loomis, who said to God "get your fucking ass out of my seat."

Your list is disgusting.

 

[freewill]

Three boys approached the throne of God and asked the Almighty for a favor each. The first boy was Jimi Hendrix, who asked God to grant him his wish to revolutionize electric guitar playing. The second boy was Yngwie Malmsteen, who asked God to grant him his wish to be able to play like Paganini on the guitar. The third boy was Jeff Loomis, who said to God "get your fucking ass out of my seat."

i laughed.

 

[Morbides]

Three boys approached the throne of God and asked the Almighty for a favor each. The first boy was Jimi Hendrix, who asked God to grant him his wish to revolutionize electric guitar playing. The second boy was Yngwie Malmsteen, who asked God to grant him his wish to be able to play like Paganini on the guitar. The third boy was Jeff Loomis, who said to God "get your fucking ass out of my seat."

After Therapy

 

[guitarguru777]

LOL .... Fruit of the loomis is no god.... Dont get me wrong I love Jeff but theres a list of guitarists way more appropriate to put in the seat of God other then "the cheesehead"

Hendrix
SRV
Zappa
Fripp
Mc'Laughlin
DiMeola (The ORIGINAL neo-classical shredder, FUCK MALMSTEEN!)
Vai
Lukather

jesus the list is endless......

 

[Morbides]

Those are merely arch angels. Read your Bible you godless schmuck.

 

[guitarguru777]

 

[Morbides]

Your use of a disabled person as a reply to a silly post on a forum board leaves me with no faith in humanity.
Then again, never had it to begin with.

 

[guitarguru777]

Your lack of knowledge as to who that is make me go ......

The man may be in a wheelchair but believe me hes not complaining ....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking

 

[Morbides]

1-0 for me ( I don't care about NASA)
Get used to it. Younger people troll better.

 

[guitarguru777]

Nasa??

Looks like I'm up 2-0 at this point from lack of knowledge and overall laziness in wanting to know more at this point......

Should i go 3 for 3??

O wait .... I think I already have .. damn

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Morbides]

*doesn't bother to explain*

 

[guitarguru777]

EPIC!

 

[Morbides]

even more so as it was directed to you