The song title story game

zabu of nΩd

Free Insultation
Feb 9, 2007
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In this game you add a single sentence to an ongoing story. The trick is that the sentence must contain a metal song title. For everyone's convenience, please underline the title and say which band wrote the song.



Here's an example of how the game would progress:
I was on my way to a relative's electric funeral when I passed an eerie looking house on the side of the road
(Black Sabbath)

on the front porch of the house was a one eyed old man on a rocking chair
(Bathory)

I heard him rambling incoherently about how the world was approaching pure fucking armageddon
(Mayhem)



To start things off:

It was 2 minutes to midnight, and I was just getting ready for bed, when I heard a strange noise coming from outside.

(Iron Maiden)
 
I looked out into the yard and saw an ugly black mass sitting on the ground.

(Danzig)
 
I didn't want this pestilence rotting in my yard, so I dug a grave and tossed him in.

(Bathory)
 
I hadn't tended to the garden in my backyard for a while, so I grabbed my trusty hoe and watering pail, and got to work.

(Cathedral)
 
I later heard on the news that day that renegade scientists had been seeding the clouds with angel dust - no wonder I was feeling so out of it!

(Venom)
 
; my heart raced, and my mind leaped from one object to the next - it was as if I were completely inhuman!

(Grave)