listen up sissies. this is corey taylor
slipknot owns all man. me and my pal joey right here are the baddest asses ull ever see. who needs acts like iran madien, judis preest and mudtallica. were the maggot corps are were coming after these fake metal bands. pretty soon we'll hunt down bands like linkin park and have them join are quest. to get rid of all this "real" metal i keep hearing about but were the only "real" metal band.
we dont use gimmicks like iron maiden, we just sell records to our awesome fans. (cough cough malltard slipclones)
so the fans of these bands listen up. im corey taylor of slipknot. were metal, and ure not. (digging deep for this next part)-->with the father of metal showing us the way. kerry qu...king. he owns the guitar. he was born with one in his hands. no one outplays kerry. and we agree with what he says. iron maiden sucks, yngwie sucks, pantera sucks, everyone sucks but slayer! oh wait! and us! slipknot!!!!!