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[BodomiC]

Ok, heres the deal. Each of us writes down only 3 lines of a story, with itallic letters only, nothing more, about a guy called Manuell Fernando. Whatever youll write, youll decide what would happen to lil' Manuell.
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It was a shiny lil' day when suddenly,
The sky turned black and ppl started screaming.

The lil' Manuel Fernando was born...

 

[Sympozium]

He had three heads,
Six arms,
and a big nose.

 

[niniel]

He also had purple eyes and skin whiter than nature should allow.
His mother said: Oh my Satan, an albino, just as I wanted!
Satan repplied: Stupid bitch, can't you see that I gave you way more than a simple albinos!!!
Fernando giggled.

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

...one eye on each head,
two fingers in each arm and
was looking so hot with his new yellow glasses....

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

... that someone said
"Holy fuck, if he was normal i'd fuck him!"
And so he became normal, with 2 legs, 2 arms, 1 head, etc.

 

[Torgoth]

And then Tut fucked him.

 

[Cebbe]

 

[Welly]

tut found himself pregnant

 

[BodomiC]

...So little Manuell started a normal life.
After 2 months he said his first "Holy motherwhoring son of a fuckin cunt!",
and so his father become a proud dady...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

and mommy

But then tut ran away with the big schlonged-ogre
and ended up finding out
that the big schlonged ogre was just his reflection on a mirror.

whoa!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

haha

 

[Welly]

EDIT:nothing(finntroll kick)

 

[Tragedy]

manuell take tut in his bedroom to talk about the newborn, Tut said he can educ the child like his real mother, Then manuell and Tut start a nice familly life but one day.....The Ogre COME BACK....And said he want to know the child of his reflect

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hmm, i'm not too sure if i understood everything you said but let's move on

When the ogre looks at the child, he realises that he looks a lot like the pizza delivery guy
Then manuell gulps, tut looks at him and says:
"HOLY FUCK! My reflection is right! he DOES look like the pizza delivery guy! And wait a sec... i don't remember fucking you! Nor giving birth!
AND HOLY SHIT! My reflection in the mirror has a HUGE SCHLONG!!!!"

 

[Tragedy]

(mOUAhAHAH )

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Sorry, not in the mood.........

NP: Symphony X - The Eyes of Medusa

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

same here...

 

[Welly]

@ tut:how the fuck are you expecting us to continue this story.. crazyness as got to have limitation

 

[Peti]

Sympozium

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

@ tut:how the fuck are you expecting us to continue this story.. crazyness as got to have limitation

you are below my crazyness pattern!
MUAHAHAHHAhA!