The superior "Give me an iPod" thread

[Astral Poetry]

Where minxnim failed, I shall succeed. Send me an iPod and I will send you strawberry shortcake and an assortment of other baked goods.

 

[Astral Poetry]

...and some canned goods as well...

 

[azal]

send me YOUR SOUL

 

[Astral Poetry]

via Paypal

 

[sectfer]

Where minxnim failed, I shall succeed. Send me an iPod and I will send you strawberry shortcake and an assortment of other baked goods.

In Hopes This Be Some Codified Allusion To Greater Sweetness, A Mixture Not Entirely D'void Of The Yeast, Allow Me To Consider This Alm.

 

[azal]

is this xfer's evil twin sister who was raised by a cult since birth?

 

[xfer]

i think there's an anti-Semitic slur in Sectfer's title!!

 

[minxnim]

and if this dude gets a free ipod and i dont i swear that's a good excuse for me to kill myself

 

[Astral Poetry]

You don't quite have the edge I do. Key word: BAKED GOODS

 

[minxnim]

well i'm incredibly charming so i don't need to bake. i'm also proficient with firearms.

firearms > baked goods

 

[Astral Poetry]

Hmmmmm, good point. Shall we end this in dual then?

 

[chupe666]

what would be most superior is if you could bake goods WITH firearms

 

[mindspell]

I think Minx has the edge here, depending on what kind of sexual favours she is willing to perform

 

[chupe666]

man, that post is a timebomb

tic toc

 

[azal]

I don't see the edge there, just close your eyes and ignore the stubble on your balls.

 

[xfer]

creepyspell

 

[Astral Poetry]

I don't see the edge there, just close your eyes and ignore the stubble on your balls.

BUT IT ITCHES!

 

[mindspell]

Waiting for the wrath...

It is kinda nice to wait for your own death...

 

[azal]

I'm tempted to make a teenage goth fake account and write an essay on your last sentence and how we are all constantly awaiting our own demise.

 

[chupe666]