The Testament Forum Has It. Why Can't We? Forum Members Thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Age: 15 (yes, i'm a youngin')

Sign: Ares

Marital Status: Single *groan*

Profession: student

Hobbies: Music... thats pretty much it

Location: Providence, Rhode Island, USA

Fave Bands: Opeth, Nevermore, Lacuna Coil, Dragonlord, In Flames, Dimmu Borgir

Fave Albums: Opeth-Morningrise, Still life, Nevermore-Dreaming Neon Black, Enemies of Reality, Lacuna Coil-Unleashed Memories, Dragonlord-Rapture, In Flames-Lunar Strain,Whoracle, Dimmu Borgir-Spiritual Black Dimensions, Death Cult Armaggedon

Fave Football Team: I hate sports

Fave Movies: This is Spinal Tap, Kung Pow, the whole Alien series, Stargate, Pulp Fiction

Fave Books: don't really read all that much, but i did enjoy Catcher in the Rye, and Shogun.

Fave Drink: Coke, Gasoline

Fave Animal(s): don't really have one

Describe your personality: Anti-social

Words Of Wisdom: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, smash the lemons in life's face and yell "I want apples!!"
-My cousin Laura

 

[spawn]

Age: 25

Sign: Aquarius.

Marital Status: Single and not looking, unless I see someone hot.

Profession: Typing stupid pointless crap, written by a bunch of ignorant apes, into a computer while I listen to metal to try and calm myself down so I dont smash the walls down Samson style in a blind rage.

Hobbies: Listening to metal and playing guitar. Why are the ladies not knocking down my door?

Location: Australia, the most Dragonlordless land on the planet. But that could be fixed...

Fave Bands: Dimmu Borgir, Iced Earth, Testament, Morbid Angel, Ten, Slayer, Old Mans Child, Immortal, Dio, Nevermore

Fave Albums: Pretty much all of the albums by the bands on my fave bands list, except the crap ones they did.

Fave Football Team: The MIGHTY Penrith Panthers, greatest team in the history of the universe and beyond.

Fave Movies: Star Wars until George fucked it, Aliens, Terminator movies, Predator movies, internet porn (only the classy arthouse stuff though of course, theres nothing sexier than watching movies on a 2 frame a minute 56k connection. That crashes. A lot.)

Fave Books: Dragonlance Chronicles, Vampires In The Mist, I Strahd and War Against Azalin. Id prefer if they all had pictures, and maybe some pop up stuff

Fave Drink: Pepsi. Cherry Pepsi is number one BUT THEY TOOK IT OFF THE MARKET I dont care though.

Fave Animal(s): Dogs.

Describe your personality: An amalgam of most of the characters on The Simpsons pretty much

 

[ms. anthrope]

Age: n/c, but definitely "legal!"

Sign: fire! fire! fire!

Marital Status: whatever i feel like at the time

Profession: "everyone is liable!"

Hobbies: depends...

Location: where i want to be!

Fave Bands: nevemore, testament, emperor, dragonlord ... and other classics

Fave Albums: too many to list

Fave Football Team: n/c

Fave Movies: unique and imaginative films - typical "blockbusters" BORE me

Fave Books: english dictionary

Fave Drink: caffeinated

Fave Animal(s): not humans, that's for damn sure!

Describe your personality: extremely cynical

Words Of Wisdom: "back off!"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

wow... could you have been anymore vague? hahaha

 

[ms. anthrope]

wow... could you have been anymore vague? hahaha

! no shit, huh? i'm a grouch today !

 

[Steve]

OK, I'll post what I did on the Testament forum here except I'll make a bit more sense

Screen Name/Real Name: Steve420/Phobos/Steve

Age:15

Sign: "KICK ME" (don't remember....)

Marital Status:single

Profession:student

Hobbies:metal, computers, cars, electronics

Location:fairfield, ct, usa

Fave Bands:In Flames, DT, death, control denied, detonation, enter chaos, dimension zero, testament, tangaroa, etc.

Fave Albums:The Jester Race, Whoracle, Damage Done, an epic defiance

Fave Movies:Fight Club, Fast and the Furious, The Matrix

Fave Books:fight club, harry potter series,

Fave Drink: juice or gatorade

Fave Animal(s): cats

Describe your personality: secluded, unpredictable

Words Of Wisdom: "BEER AND WEED ARE BREAKFAST FOODS!!!" -From one of my friends...

 

[Will Bozarth]

Age: 16 (May 20, 1987)

Sign: Taurus

Marital Status: not married... hah. girlfriend, yes

Profession: junior in highschool. guitarist/vocalist in a doom/death/thrash band

Hobbies: playing guitar/writing music

Location: southern New Jersey

Fave Bands: Nevermore, Sanctuary, Anathema, My Dying Bride, Candlemass, Solitude Aeturnus, Death, Morbid Angel, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Dark Tranquillity, Dream Theater, Cynic

Fave Albums: Nevermore - Politics of Ecstasy, Nevermore - Dreaming Neon Black, Anathema - Judgement, Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness, Emperor - IX Equilibrium

Fave Football Team: Domino's Pizza and hot chicken

Fave Movies: The Labyrinth, Interview with the Vampire

Fave Books: not a big book reader, actually. although, put a book of poetry in front of my face, and i'll swallow that up

Fave Drink: Pepsi, Snapple Raspberry, Snapple Fire

Fave Animal(s): Lion

Describe your personality: I have a great sense of humor, while being very sensitive about some topics. I'm easy to get along with if you choose to get to know me.

Words Of Wisdom: Don't rape my nostrils!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

thats one br00tal and n3cro pic you have there, will.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaah thanks

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

you need corpsepaint

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Age: 16th of September, 1979, so im 24

Sign: virgo

Marital Status: has a bf

Profession: team manager in a communication company

Hobbies: Music, painting, reading, travelling the world

Location: Washington DC

Fave Bands: Nevermore, KISS, Sadus, Kreator, Samael, Dragonlord (duh), Testament, Death, Iron Maiden, Pestilence, Emperor, and many many more...

Fave Albums: 7th son-maiden, neon black- nevermore, Tori Amon- little earthquakes

Fave Football Team: REDSKINS!!

Fave Movies: Spinal Tap and Never Ending Story

Fave Books: Good Omens- Terry Pratchet

Fave Drink: Hoegaarden, diet coke, and Boston Ale

Fave Animal(s): cats. without any doubt. but my dog is my fav animal

Describe your personality: romantic but cynical, will purr like a cat but bite you like a dog if needed... open minded and loves to talk to different people from all over, loves people with weird sense of humour

Words Of Wisdom:
a conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking

oh please do ignore this "oh-so-out-of-style" pentagram in the background

cheers.

 

[xenophobe]

@ Noga

Age: 35

Sign: Leo \m/

Marital Status: Single

Profession: Sales, Construction, Computers...

Hobbies: Collecting Ouija boards and Guitars and CDs and stuff :Spin:

Location: Mountain View CA

Fave Bands: Vio-Lence, Dragonlord, Severed Savior, Cryptopsy, Nile, Suffocation... yada yada

Fave Albums: Too many to list... Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (heh )

Fave Football Team:

Fave Movies: http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=xenophobe

Fave Books: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson \m/), Breif history in Time Stephen Hawking, Dragonlord Trilogy, some odds and ends by Harry Harrison, Scott Adams (RIP ), other stuff

Fave Drink: Coffee!!!!

Fave Animal(s): Dogs rule

Describe your personality: Eccentric, stable but weird, erm... people say I'm funny, though I don't see it...

Words Of Wisdom: If you take life too seriously, you should just take your life....

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Hobbies: Collecting Ouija boards and Guitars and CDs and stuff :Spin:

you collect Quija boards?
this is gotta see !


"and stuff" ? jees what kind of a sick person are you?
collecting stuff 'n all... jees.

 

[Will Bozarth]

..how many Ouija boards could there be

 

[Dead_Lioness]

haha true Will

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Exotic ouija boards from asia!

 

[xenophobe]

you collect Quija boards?
this is gotta see !


"and stuff" ? jees what kind of a sick person are you?
collecting stuff 'n all... jees.

Yeah, stuff! heh... Aren't we a bit presumptious of what stuff could be... It could be foam packing peanuts for all you know

Yeah, I collect Ouijas... I have about a dozen right now... all from between 1910 thru the 1950s.... I'll show you! Wanna play?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

show me!!!


i wanna play!
i wanna play!

 

[xenophobe]

Okay! But I'm off to work shortly... So I can show you when I get back...

 

[irishreaper]

Age:17

Sign:Jan 15, don't feel like looking it up

Marital Status: Single

Profession:Student

Hobbies:Bass, Drawing,

Location:Kingwood Tx

Fave Bands:nevermore, Iced Earth, Emperor, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Bloodbath, Dragonlord.

Fave Albums: Dead Heart in a Dead World, Night of the Stormrider, Burning Bridges, IX Equilibrium, Anthems to the Welkin, Something Wild, Ressurection through Carnage, Rapture

Fave Football Team:Seattle Seahawks.

Fave Movies: Beverly Hills Ninja

Fave Books:Shannara series, The Hobbit

Fave Drink: Coca cola, pepsi, sunkist

Fave Animal(s):Birds, spiders

Describe your personality: calm during school hours, screwball afterwardsl

Words Of Wisdom:The meaning of life is to be understood backwards, but life must be lived forwards.