The Theory Thread

[Netin]

I know it can sound stupid
but its just to chat about something unsual
I mean, in this thread, we're supposed to say Our Theory about this question:

"Why Øysten G. Brun is fatter?"
hehe
and I dont wanna see answers like:
"cause he ate too much"
thats too obvious, lets see your theories =)


mine: He got lost in the jungle so he had to eat elephants, then he liked it so much he ate abot 30 each day =).
But he fought against Wolwerine (the x-men dude) in his way back to home, then he lost a few kilos, BUT he also ate Wolwerine, then he got those few kilos back =)

 

[Hieronimus]

Tssk. You're completely wrong.

He made a (Black) Metal version of "Super Size Me" wherein he only ate fat virgin nuns. Thus, he became a cannibal and still is one. And duuuuuuuhh, everybody knows eating fat virgin nuns will make you fat as well. Not so smart move there, Mr. Brun.

 

[masaccia]

Not that complexe...

it's only because he looks cuter, and he does it for the chicks, haven't you heard borknagar is a boy band?

 

[Väinämöisen Viikate]

He ate his own and Mr.V`s hairs.

 

[Zavut]

This has to be the dumbest thread you've ever made Netin, congratulations!

 

[Netin]

Zavut: what? you posted here without telling us your theory? =)
c'mon tell it.

 

[Hieronimus]

He's keeping it to himself! The egocentric bastard!

 

[Netin]

So G. Brun said to his (old) girlfriend:
"Im going to the market buy sodas for us"

(3 years later, she says...)

- The soda must be already hot.

(ehe)

conclusion: He ate the whole market =)

 

[Manu SwordMaster]

So G. Brun said to his (old) girlfriend:
"Im going to the market buy sodas for us"

(3 years later, she says...)

- The soda must be already hot.

(ehe)

conclusion: He ate the whole market =)

Stop it please... This is too stupid...