The ultimate heavy metal story...

[sixxswine]

As written by the UMOS cast of characters...
Here's the concept... We are to write a story about heading to a show...
We'll start with one or three sentences, then the last person will pick who will write the next passage...& so forth...
The main characters you & I, who is K.K. Quick & his two best buddies and bandmates... James "Wacko" La Rocka & Pepe "Chi-Chi" Montenegro...
Let's begin...

I showed up at Pepe's house to pick up Wacko & Pepe. As usual, they were running late & my patience was again being tested...
I had to fight off Pepe's madre off as she can't resist my Dave Mustaine style jeans...

Next passage by....
Johnny D!!!!

 

[JonnyD]

As written by the UMOS cast of characters...
Here's the concept... We are to write a story about heading to a show...
We'll start with one or three sentences, then the last person will pick who will write the next passage...& so forth...
The main characters you & I, who is K.K. Quick & his two best buddies and bandmates... James "Wacko" La Rocka & Pepe "Chi-Chi" Montenegro...
Let's begin...

I showed up at Pepe's house to pick up Wacko & Pepe. As usual, they were running late & my patience was again being tested...
I had to fight off Pepe's madre off as she can't resist my Dave Mustaine style jeans...

Next passage by....
Johnny D!!!!

..... I kick the madre from my leg and yell to Wacko & Pepe, "Hurry up you Bastids! We are going to be Late!!!!!" at this point I am becoming quite furious and Storm up the stairs only to find Wacko and Pepe are ....

Next Passage by....
Carnut! ..... Good Thread Idea man!!!

 

[carnut]

... trying to get their spandex on. "C'mon guys, get real, these aren't the 80's , wear something decent"!!! Hurry, I don't wan't to miss the sound cheque, we can use it later to drink some ...

Hawk, you're next buddy ;-)

 

[Hawk]

Jack Daniels! And James, lose the fucking wig man. Don't be ashamed to be an bald dude!

Wyv You're next buddy!!

 

[Wyvern]

Finally I got Wacko and Chi-Chi to get down the stairs and into the street, just to find out that one of the tyres of my Thunderbird 66 is dead flat and I got no spare!...

All yours Kit

 

[kittybeast]

I showed up at Pepe's house to pick up Wacko & Pepe. As usual, they were running late & my patience was again being tested...
I had to fight off Pepe's madre off as she can't resist my Dave Mustaine style jeans...I kick the madre from my leg and yell to Wacko & Pepe, "Hurry up you Bastids! We are going to be Late!!!!!" at this point I am becoming quite furious and Storm up the stairs only to find Wacko and Pepe are ....trying to get their spandex on. "C'mon guys, get real, these aren't the 80's , wear something decent"!!! Hurry, I don't wan't to miss the sound cheque, we can use it later to drink some ...Jack Daniels! And James, lose the fucking wig man. Don't be ashamed to be an bald dude! Finally I got Wacko and Chi-Chi to get down the stairs and into the street, just to find out that one of the tyres of my Thunderbird 66 is dead flat and I got no spare!...

so I go back into the house to beg Pepe's mom for a ride...she won't keep her hands off of me, she says "K.K. if you and your vatos want a ride you have to...........


all yours Electric Wiz (if he see's this)

 

[kittybeast]

looks like EW missed it.... Sixx you want to take it back now?

 

[sixxswine]

yeah...

...put on these chaps & jock strap, go outside & walk in front of Julio "the Crip's" house!" What?! I said, "You know they are having a BBQ right now, there's like over 40 guys there right now?!" So sucked it up & made my move toward Julio's shack that he called a home...

Johnny D? You're next...

 

[ElectricWiz]

Johnny, I'll jump in next if that's cool. I'll have to catch up in the a.m. as I didn't see this fast enough......

 

[JonnyD]

Johnny, I'll jump in next if that's cool. I'll have to catch up in the a.m. as I didn't see this fast enough......

Actually if you want you can grab this one and I will get the next. I will be asleep for atleast 8 hours so I wont beable to get to it till waaaaaay later on ....if not I will do it when I wake up

 

[ElectricWiz]

yeah...

...put on these chaps & jock strap, go outside & walk in front of Julio "the Crip's" house!" What?! I said, "You know they are having a BBQ right now, there's like over 40 guys there right now?!" So sucked it up & made my move toward Julio's shack that he called a home...

Johnny D? You're next...

"Fuck it," I thought. Worse things have happened to nicer people. I strut on down humming Saturday Night Fever to myself, "You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..." I get the John Travolta walk downpat. I stroll in front of Julio's, heart pounding, a voice comes from the yard there, "What in thee hell we got ourselves here, another whiteboy suicide?....."

Johnny D.--->

 

[JonnyD]

"Fuck it," I thought. Worse things have happened to nicer people. I strut on down humming Saturday Night Fever to myself, "You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..." I get the John Travolta walk downpat. I stroll in front of Julio's, heart pounding, a voice comes from the yard there, "What in thee hell we got ourselves here, another whiteboy suicide?....."

Johnny D.--->

I'm drawing a blank! sorry! Zeppie you wanna pick it up?

 

[zeppelin]

My humming subconsciously canges to "Staying Alive" as I count all people around the BBQ. "God damned Jolio, don't you know that listening to R&B and rap does not make you black!!", Wacko shouts from behind me, fully living up to his name. As some of Julio's friends start laughing at him a lot of things run through my mind like is this concert worth it, is the car running and ...

Take it away Delize

 

[zeppelin]

:Spin:

 

[sixxswine]

Delize? Have you left the building?

 

[delize]

My humming subconsciously canges to "Staying Alive" as I count all people around the BBQ. "God damned Jolio, don't you know that listening to R&B and rap does not make you black!!", Wacko shouts from behind me, fully living up to his name. As some of Julio's friends start laughing at him a lot of things run through my mind like is this concert worth it, is the car running and ...

Sorry My mind is a blank!

Pass it to someone else............M.D., you want it ?

 

[Metal Dog]

My humming subconsciously canges to "Staying Alive" as I count all people around the BBQ. "God damned Jolio, don't you know that listening to R&B and rap does not make you black!!", Wacko shouts from behind me, fully living up to his name. As some of Julio's friends start laughing at him a lot of things run through my mind like is this concert worth it, is the car running and ...

Thanks Dee yeah I'll take it

Could I really be gay 'cause man those guys looked damn hot in those spandex trousers but of course the main thing is where the hell are we gonna get donuts from at this time of night without robbing a cop? Then I hear the car gunning behind me so they've obviously had their fun with me I turn leap in the car and we're away only then do I realise...

Open to all takers. squabble amongst yourselves No offence is intended with the gay reference

 

[kittybeast]

Could I really be gay 'cause man those guys looked damn hot in those spandex trousers but of course the main thing is where the hell are we gonna get donuts from at this time of night without robbing a cop? Then I hear the car gunning behind me so they've obviously had their fun with me I turn leap in the car and we're away only then do I realise.

That Wacko is driving....and man he drives like shit!! Mom let us take the car so we're piled in like an 10 pack of sausages in a 8 count pack! Barreling down the I-666 freeway we spy some hotties in a corvette next to us, so K.K. rolls down the window and screams..........................


Hawk...it's all yours

 

[Hawk]

Hey babes want to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? Only to be greeting with a load of fingers pointing in the air!!! At that moment Pepe starts singing "Waynes world, Party time, Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Griffin???

 

[kittybeast]

The guys wind up smoking so much pot, drinking so much beer they never made it to the show........................the end




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