the uti/bladder infection thread

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i don't know which is more unbearable - running to the bathroom literally every 5 seconds or drinking cranberry juice.

*drinks more*

ugg

 

[Captain Beard]

Get laptop and cushy comfy toilet seat?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Get some Uristat. It really gets rid of the pain and makes your pee a nifty orange! Try to drink a whole big bottle of cranberry juice over the course of a few hours. That's what worked for me!

 

[Liverslapper]

Stop sleeping with black men!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

where do you get uristat?

and i think i developed it earlier this afternoon. i was running to the bathroom constantly during work and downed 2 bottles of water in about 5 hours. my mom bought me 2 of the small bottles of cranberry juice but no grocery stores are open at this hour.

ugg.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i dont think i ever had a bladder infection but ugh! im sorry Laura!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you can get uristat anywhere really...grocery store, drugstore, WAL-MART.

 

[Chromatose]

that stuff that makes your pee orange is really fun

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bah, they're all closed.

well, i pretty much have to go to the doctor tomorrow. more than likely, i'll still be running to the bathroom constantly and will probobly be in a lot of pain, thus will miss the art history class that i have a test in, and my teachers' policy is that she only gives make-up tests if we have doctors' notes or something. ugg.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that stuff that makes your pee orange is really fun

i'm guessing it's a pill?

gross-tasting horse-pill? ugg. i guess it's either that or antibiotics i'll have to get tomorrow

*pill-hate*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

no 24 hour WAL-MARTs?

 

[Chromatose]

You're crazy and cranberry juice is delicious.

edit: to laurugggggggggggggg

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm guessing it's a pill?

gross-tasting horse-pill? ugg. i guess it's either that or antibiotics i'll have to get tomorrow

*pill-hate*

it's a tiny brown pill that resembles an advil, only tinier.

 

[Captain Beard]

Could be worse. What if you had to stuff it in bad places?

 

[Chromatose]

AND IT MAKES YOUR PEE ORANGE

IT STAINS THINGS ORANGE

 

[Captain Beard]

Should go pee her name into the sidewalk, then.

 

[Shpongled]

Just wanna throw in a +1 cranberry juice rules

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Make that +2!

That stuff rules.

 

[Captain Beard]

It makes the bladder happy.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Cranberry-apple juice makes everything lovely.