My friends at my current school can be assholes (to me and eachother).
Heres an example:
friend1: Did any of you see the new quote on my facebook?
friend2: I just get on, talk to people and get off.
me: Same
friend2: No you don't, you invited me to a group called "the only good music is Classic Rock".
me: No, it was called "There's more good music than Classic Rock".
They insult eachother about how they went out with fat chicks or have ugly girlfriends. But I just stay the fuck out.