The Wonderbra

[dorian gray]

Cranberry juice is tasty but what's drinking it have to do with a pain in your side?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Well I think the pain is in my herculean urinary tract, cranberries are long believed to flush out the system. So far, it seems to be working.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Well I think the pain is in my herculean urinary tract, cranberries are long believed to flush out the system. So far, it seems to be working.

Well if you pass a kidney stone make sure and keep it and dry it out and put it on a necklace and tell people you wrestled an amazonian pygmy and that it is his left testicle. When they ask " what happened to the right one?" tell them you gave it to his wife as an aphrodisiac right before you banged her.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Well if you pass a kidney stone make sure and keep it and dry it out and put it on a necklace and tell people you wrestled an amazonian pygmy and that it is his left testicle. When they ask " what happened to the right one?" tell them you gave it to his wife as an aphrodisiac right before you banged her.

I may very well have a stone. I feel a good amount of pressure on my bladder for just the slightest pint of urine. I'm also having irregular bowel movements at the moment, so it could be something digestive that is fucking me up?!? Too early to say. If the pain persists for a week or two, I'll have it looked at.

 

[dorian gray]

If Jerry has a kidney stone, the only thing he's going to be doing is writhing in pain

 

[dorian gray]

BTW, there is a serious lack of boobies on page 13

 

[Reign in Acai]

If Jerry has a kidney stone, the only thing he's going to be doing is writhing in pain

What if it's a small stone. 1 or 2 karats at the most? I'm fucked up Johnathon, I need an online consultation.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[dorian gray]

^wierd face.

Yeah, you're just gonna have to piss it out Jerry. Hurts like hell is what I've heard. Most people go to the ER.

 

[Reign in Acai]

The slight pain is in the left side of the abdominal region, about a thumbs length away from the base of my baby bass. There is no pain in the area if my bladder is on E, but a pint or two of water will beckon me to unload a piss the likes of which would make Odin blush. I've also been experiencing some discomfort in the lower back region after prolong periods of sleep. I'm fucked up Dorian, ye gotta help me.

I would go to ER, but at this point I don't feel its that serious. Plus I don't want male nurses like yourself prodding me with catheters.

 

[dorian gray]

I'm no Bill Frist

 

[skeptik]

AIDS tears

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I may very well have a stone. I feel a good amount of pressure on my bladder for just the slightest pint of urine. I'm also having irregular bowel movements at the moment, so it could be something digestive that is fucking me up?!? Too early to say. If the pain persists for a week or two, I'll have it looked at.

Dude i may not get along real well with you but I hope you dont have one, from what Ive heard they hurt like shit. My ex boss told me he has passed 6 of them. He told me the whole thing...I wanted to die. Ii know my Gf's dad has passed several as well and it sounds terrible. I wish that on no one accept child molesters. I feel bad i even brought it up, now youre paranoid.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You know whos hot, Megyn Price from Grounded For Life, she could quite possibly be the hottest mom on television and shes from my home state of Oklahoma well she graduated from there anyway.

 

[Reign in Acai]

You know whos hot, Megyn Price from Grounded For Life.

AWWW

I'm not too concerned with it being a stone, I honestly believe it's my ureter caving under the massive weight of my bulbus glandis.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I'm not too concerned with it being a stone, I honestly believe it's my ureter caving under the massive weight of my bulbus glandis.[/QUOTE]

Yeah thats cool and all ................. but you are now my most favorite person ever. Well until tomorrow when i wake up and realize footballs on.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Haha, dorian gets offended if you call him a nurse!

 

[lurch70]

 

[Erik]

I would go to ER, but at this point I don't feel its that serious.

file under: famous last words

 

[dill_the_devil]

Yeah, give it a few weeks and we'll all be like "Where's RiA gone?" and then we'll see an archived news article about someone dying from an exploded bulbus glandis.