the word shitbrick

[LuminousAether]

I think this word kicks ass and should herefore be considered the word to use in all situations.

For example, we shall imagine a conversation between two fine chaps, who shall henceforth be referred to as Jim Bob and Joe Bob.

Jim Bob:
Hello Joe Bob!

Joe Bob:
Shut up, shitbrick. You know, you really are a shitbrick, shitbrick. You fucking shitbrick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Bob:
...
Let's drink us some beer and chaw some bakkie!!

Joe Bob:
You think I'd do that with you, shitbrick? I'd rather shit a brick, shitbrick.

Jim Bob:
I heard Megadeth has a new album, Joe Bob. I heard it done has Travis Tritt on vocals!

Joe Bob:
That sounds like it would suck a SHITBRICK!!!!

Jim Bob:
But... it's pure metuhl you dumbass fucking cocknocking ass motherfucker shitbrick-saying spaghetti-eating country-listening butthole-sucking ass-penetrating anal violator!

 

[arborist]

LMAO!!!!! God damn that had me in tears........

 

[sixxswine]

While I didn't find your "little skit" amusing, I think there's a lot of potential use in certain situations for that word...

 

[Stormwatch]

Yeah it's a funny word alright. There's funnier though.

 

[Skippy]

I prefer 'arsebiscuit' it just feels so good to say.

go on, try it.

 

[Manga-San]

I like Fuckstain...

I think fuckstain should become a mainstream insult...

For example...

Jim: Why the hell did you do that?

Bob: Fuck you, you stupid fuckstain. Your just a mutated fuckstain from your mother's herpes infested cunt you assclown fuckstain!

 

[iAMtheblackwizards]

I prefer Asshat personally

 

[Reign in Acai]

i love the word you fuck. just fuck.. its great. dont you think you fucks?

 

[MardyAss]

I like "dickanchovy"

 

[Stormwatch]

Cock-knocker,
arse bandit,
and nob-jockey are all fairly amusing.

 

[LuminousAether]

What about rectum rider or teabagger?

 

[Stormwatch]

Teabagger isn't bad.

 

[AjDeath]

I like Cocksmoocher, grundelbighter, and fuck. Fuck has replaced all nouns in my vocabulary and adjectives and well, all of it.

 

[SculptedCold]

a couple of my friends are very fond of calling people 'fudgepackers'

 

[LordFireworm]

Jon Schaffer

 

[stormy]

Yeah most of these are good

 

[Benzine]

I prefer 'arsebiscuit' it just feels so good to say.

go on, try it.

Yeah arsebiscuit is a classic which i use all the time. Father Jack says it best

 

[ffanatic]

What about clit-shaving anal goblins? I like it because it's anatomically impossible.

 

[The Devil's Steed]

i love the word you fuck. just fuck.. its great. dont you think you fucks?

....this will most likely be the only fucking time this happens, but we DO agree on something, for once. Fuck is a wonderful word.

 

[Yetti]

rump ranger
anal invader

fuck works too