the world acording to america

[neal]

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Haha thats fucking great. George Bushes Ideal World.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[Dakk]

Check this out! In Australia there's a parody of CNN in the USA called CNNNN... Fucking funny shit!

This was something they did, using a world map to describe:

On September 11 democracy also paid heavily.

We now know the terrorists came from Tunisia, Algeria and Saudi Arabia:

Trained in Yemen, Sudan and Afghanistan…

Met in Indonesia and Malaysia

Were funded through Italy and Germany

And were taught to fly in America.

There can only be one response:









Attack Iraq!




Why? It’s leader is evil.





Have a look at their site here ....

This in no way means I support what happened on Sept. 11, by the way.

 

[Yetti]

and people look at me stupid when i say i want to move to europe

 

[metallicasucksponypeters]

Originally posted by thebigyetti
and people look at me stupid when i say i want to move to europe

move to brazil, dude. there are muslims in europe, and they like to blow shit up

 

[Yetti]

no bands ever go to brazil, thats no fun

 

[Titus_Andronicus]

muslims hardly blow anything in europe man...
its very safe to live there... (as for now i mean)

 

[Tee]

not everywhere, but "life's a piece o' shit, but when you look at it...".
that's what I got confirmed this morning, the pic the Am. have of the rest of the world.

 

[Titus_Andronicus]

ha?

 

[Tee]

I was referring to the pic above, nothing to you, except that I just sang along with the tune from your signature.

 

[Djöfull]

funny pic!!

there are also muslims in America. a vast majority of muslims has nothing to do with this terrorist shit!

 

[Dakk]

Brings up all sorts of conspiracy theories, don't you think!?

Illuminati, anyone?

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Originally posted by Tee
not everywhere, but "life's a piece o' shit, but when you look at it...".
that's what I got confirmed this morning, the pic the Am. have of the rest of the world.

Quoting from the Epic "Life of Brian" ehh Tee?

 

[Tee]

yes.

 

[lizard]

 

[Chuut-Riit]

Haha, already knew the pic on top of the thread, but its cool

About conspiracies: "orget about the [Jews, Greys, Illuminati, Trilateral Commission, etc crackpot conspiracy
theories], it's the Puppeteers who are running everything. But there really is a conspiracy,
and someone probably *is* out to get you. Your only advantage is that, since you're just
one of many billions, it might take some time to get around to you
specifically. "
- Larry Niven

 

[Dakk]

 

[Captain Beard]

A selection of quotes from 'Life Of Brian'


Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Reg: If you want to join the 'People's Front of Judea', you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.


[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]
Jailer: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Jailer: First on the left, one cross each. [Prisoner exits.] Crucifixion?
Prisoner 2: No, I'm to be released!
Jailer: Oh. Well, off you go then!
Prisoner 2: No, I was just kidding. I'm up for crucifixion actually.
Jailer: OK, first on the left, one cross each.


Wise man: We were led by a star.
Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, you mean.


Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!


Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[Silence.]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?


Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not different!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Monty Python are GODS.

I kinda prefer Holy Grail and Meaning Of Life, though.

"Just one little mint, Monsieur Creosote. It is wafer-thin..."