The WORST songs of your favourite band/s

I also can't name a song of my favourite bands "bad".......
I don't have a "worst" song from Ulver, Necromantia, Arcturus, In the Woods...
ok, I prefere some songs a bit more than some others, but without meaning that those songs are "bad".....
 
If I have to pick:

Slayer: War Zone
Anthrax: 13
Iron Maiden: Heaven Can Wait
Testament: Sails of Charon (Scorpion's cover)
Metallica-Holier Than Thou (excluding any after '91)
Black Sabbath-The Wizard (goddamned harmonica)
 
one of my favorite bands is In Flames... while I think Reroute to Remain is acceptable.. any of the songs of this album are the worst they have ever done
 
Lets see...

Megadeth-Promises, Train Of Consequences (c'mon Dave...you of all people can write a superior riff than THAT one...Jeez)

Slayer-Stain Of Mind (Again, Earth to Jeff and Kerry? Cmon.)

Sentenced-Their cover of House Of The Rising Sun. Even if it's a tongue in cheek cover, it still hurts my ears with the out of key, drunken vocal.

Anything live by Pantera that Phil doesnt have the breath to sing.

Van Halen-And The Cradle Will Rock

Epicurean-The Victor Of Centuries Past

Six Feet Under-That got-damn song with Ice T.

Ozzy-No Bone Movies, Desire, and the Down To Earth songs (not Zakk though...his playing's fine. He can do no wrong).

GnR-Move To The City

Pantera-Shattered

Sabbath-Paranoid (just sick of it, especially as an encore)

Anthrax-The new I'm The Man on Killer B's. Terrible.
 
Hey Goatfire, if you can't find any songs why do you start the thread?
But anyway, I guees I can name some:
Lee Hazlewood: Pour man, The girls in Paris (although it wasn't that bad when I saw him live), L.A. Lady, Stone Lost Child, Must have been something I loved, Mother Country Music, I've got to be movin', The rising star, It's for my dad, Hello Saturday morning, Kung Fu you, Only mama that walk the line, Sleep in the grass, You've lost that lovin' feelin' (with Nancy Sinatra), Elusive dreams (with Nancy Sinatra), Greenwich folk song salesman (with Nancy Sinatra), Storybook children (with Nancy Sinatra), Jackson (with Nancy Sinatra), Did you ever? (with Nancy Sinatra) & Got it together again.
I guess that's what I could come up by mr. Hazlewood. There's more of his songs that I skip, but they're not bad, but not good either, just mediocre. Some of the songs mentioned are also coversongs. I know it might not seem like it, but Lee Hazlewood is my favorite artist at the moment. The thing about him is that he makes some uptempo country stuff like "L.A. Lady", "Stone lost child" and some of the other songs I mentioned. I think the only ones of those that I like is "Poet, fool or bum", "Big red balloon", "The railroad" & "Rainbow woman" (although this is more just a pop song). He also makes some slower sad stuff and those songs are almost always superb!!!!!
John Barry: End title (You are Karen) (horrible 80's crap!!!). I can't come up with much else, but I guess there's more. I haven't heard much from his 80's soundtracks, but I guess soundtracks like "Octopussy", "The Living daylights", "A view to a kill", Howard the duck" and other 80's shit are crappy! I've seen the James Bond films mentioned, but I don't really remember the music. Maybe it was just mediocre and not "80's" as such (electric drums, disgusting keyboards and bad songwriting).
Type O Negative: Bad Ground & Machine Screw! "Skip it" isn't excactly great either, but it's alright as an intro to "White slavery". I usually skip songs like "Fay wray come out and play", "Dark side of the womb", "3.O.I.F" and the two untitled songs on "Rust" (the ones with talking). I also have a cd called "Stone flowers" and it has some terrible remixes of some of their songs. I don't know if it's something they did themselves (I doubt it) or it was just some guy who did it and put it out. It includes remixes of "Black no. 1" (called "Black no. 2", which was the reason why I payed big bucks for the cd, as I thought it really was a part 2 of the song), "Christian woman", "Love you to death" & Cinnamon girl". The latter is the best one (it's also on "Least worst of"), although it's still wiggedi-wack! It at least sound professionally done. The others are really, really crappy! The drums don't fit the songs and it sounds like the guy who did it just pushed record and then said "Let's see which bpm this song is in. 95 maybe?" and then just put 95bpm drums on the song, while it was running, when it was really 90 bpm and then put the cd out without any changes to it!!
Their first album, "Slow, deep and hard" is also good, but not as good as the three next albums. Although "Prelude to agony" is one of the best songs on the album I don't really like the last part, where it's really slow and Peter screams "PAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!".
Opeth: All the bonus tracks on the vinyl releases of their first 3 albums! The Iron Maiden song is the only one that is a little bit decent, but the original is better IMO!
I have more favorite stuff I guess, but I don't really know what to mention and not mention.
 
Oh yeah, I can mention some GN'R songs as well.
"November rain" I never really liked, although it's not terrible or anything. I would say it's (maybe bad to) mediocre, but a song that I always skip, which I do with all mediocre songs, as there's no point in listening to a song if you don't think it's good.
"Patience": I never really liked this either, but I think it has gotten better as time has passed by. I can listen to it, but rarely does.
"Sweet child o' mine": I never really liked this either. I can listen to it, but rarely does. It's okay, but not more than that. When I listen to "Appetite" I usually skip this song. Superb album though!!!!
"Don't cry": It's probably the best of the ones I've mentioned, but not a song I really listen to.
"My world": Pretty gross. A good thing it's so short. Too synthetic and seems like Axl tries to make some industrial-like stuff, but fails at it. I don't like any industrial though!
I haven't got "The spagetthi incident" anymore, but as far as I recall it wasn't that good. It may have been alright, but It's not an album I have felt the urge to get my hands on once again, like with their other records.
By the way, I think Maiden's "The apparition" is one of the best songs on "Fear of the dark"!
 
hmmm....... Emperor has that one song on IX.......where he does all the hair metal vocals..? Totally uncalled for. That cd rules except that song...
 
Originally posted by plfffffft
Elegy of Icarus?
I guess it's "The source of Icon E" he's thinking of. "Elegy.." also has clean vocals, but not really 80's vocals. "The source..." is the one with the King Diamond vocals. It's the last song on side 1. I like this song. It also has the fastest blastbeat I've heard my entire life!