The yo mama Joke thread

[Conti]

Same as racist thread

Yo mama is so fat,bill gates would go bankrupt if he had to pay for her lifo-suction

 

[Dred]

ceen it

 

[Conti]

ceen it

damn

 

[deathxunlimited]

Close this thread, rascist one is funnier

 

[False Dawn]

yo momma jokes = old news

 

[Conti]

Close this thread, rascist one is funnier

fine how do i close it?

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Yo mamas so stupid, she'd start I thread like this one.


I fail.

 

[KillerGon]

Two elephants are bathing and one says to another:

-Hey! Could you please pass me the soap?

-No, radio.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Tell your mom to quit changing colors of lipstick, because my dogs dick is turning rainbow.

 

[Nashira]

old.

 

[Turbo]

Tell your mom to quit changing colors of lipstick, because my dogs dick is turning rainbow.

You should put that on the rap thread.

 

[Feel_The_Force]

Yo momma's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

 

[eva_dolly]

man it's been forever since I used one of these.. I hope I got this one right

Yo mama is so fat when she steped away from the sun god said let there be light

 

[Conti]

man it's been forever since I used one of these.. I hope I got this one right

Yo mama is so fat when she steped away from the sun god said let there be light

 

[Dred]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=232282&highlight=yo+mama

come on, its not like it was a year ago....it was a fucking month ago.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Yo mama so fat, aftuh sex, I roll ovuh twice, and im still on da bitch

 

[Rock Hydra]

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes 2 trips!

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes in in a red t-shirt someday yells "hey, coolaide!!!!"

 

[eva_dolly]

not a you mama joke but close enough

yo family is so poor when someone blew out the candle, they said who turned off the heat

 

[enjoi17]

yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued...