Yo momma joke thread

[Lithium]

OK fuck this thread eventhough i made it

 

[Chamet]

12 posts

lol i re-registered yesterday

 

[follow_the_reaper]

Yo mommas so fat that every time she turns around it's Christmas.

 

[Chamet]

Yo mommas so fat that every time she turns around it's Christmas.

i've heard that joke in a movie or something...

 

[follow_the_reaper]

that was in a movie?!??!?! SWEEET!! lol. i seen it on a website that is dedicated to yo momma jokes, its so gay.

 

[~blondie~]

yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the beach they yell "roll her back in! roll her back in! she's gonna die!"

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

 

[~blondie~]

Yo mama is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

yo mama is so fat that when i look at her house, i see her in every windows

 

[Lithium]

+1

 

[Draznog]

your mums so fat she got diabities and they cut her foot off.

 

[~blondie~]

yo mama so fat that when God said "Let there be light" he made her move.

 

[Feel_The_Force]

^That one was pretty lame.

 

[~blondie~]

i know