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Ok, this has beena round since Al Gore invented the tubes we call the interwebz but Since I'm bored and it made me LOL pretty good I'm making a thread about it!

A girl went to a party in Sexy clothes and she ended up staying longer than planned, her boyfriend got drunk and passed out and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away around the corner of bellflower and artesia. As she walked along passing "7 eleven" Mary asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.


When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.



Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.


The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Mary for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one
question. Mary was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had
two tall men walking on either side of her."


Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as (your city) if you truly believe in God..

Ok, first thing, WHY THE FUCK DID GOD NOT PROTECT THE OTHER GIRL?? Seriously, because she didn't say a fucking prayer she doesn't get any help? She's allowed to just be raped? Maybe instead of being a godamn pussy and praying for ZOMGJESUS the rape victim was thinking of a way to escape should this guy try anything, or preparing herself for the actual attack itself. Or maybe the other girl DID pray, but you know, God already took time from running the entire universe to intervene once that night, it would have been too much trouble to do it again 20 mins later. (Btw, I'd rather see God let a thousand girls get raped and have him step in stop the 30,000 children who die from starvation everyday or something, I think that would be more useful)

Seriously, this copypasta is sposed to show how God always protects you well WTF this story, if anything, proves the EXACT opposite.

Wow, God will protect the dumb party-hard slut in skanky clothing who ditches her drunk boyfriend at some random party and decides to walk home alone INSTEAD OF CALLING A FUCKING CAB and while on the way home in the dark she decides "Hey, I'm gonna cut through this alleyway, that seems like a good idea" but he won't protect some other girl who probably wasn't as big of a dumbass as this 'Mary' bitch. It's ri-godamn-diculous!

And ow wow, she has the fucking balls to ask "OMG WHY DIDN'T HE RAEP MEEEZ?"... sounds to me like someone is a self-conscious attention whore. Maybe he just thought she was an ugly bitch and decided he'd rather try his luck getting another dumb bitch down the alley than stick his dick in that fugly beast. Seriously... "she had two men with her"... a more likely story is that the fucking rapist was DRUNK OFF HIS ASS, was seeing doubles, and when he looked at this hideous slut she resembled a man so much he thought it was a group of guys.

And the absolute lulz kicker is that, IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS BULLSHIT YOU DON'T TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD!!

P.S. WHAT SMALL TOWNS HAVE 7/11's??? MY CITY IS 140,000 people and we don't even have one.

 

[ShadowDancer]

I feel so sorry for Christians with brains when I read things like this. People who write this sort of shit make it seem as though they are all fucking retarded.

 

[shredtastical]

God created plants before he created the sun. WTF, does this even make sense?

You think gay is an abomination? well so is eating shellfish. go protest red lobster ffs

am.

 

[Undefined]

^

 

[shredtastical]

Ok, this has beena round since Al Gore invented the tubes we call the interwebz but Since I'm bored and it made me LOL pretty good I'm making a thread about it!



Ok, first thing, WHY THE FUCK DID GOD NOT PROTECT THE OTHER GIRL?? Seriously, because she didn't say a fucking prayer she doesn't get any help? She's allowed to just be raped? Maybe instead of being a godamn pussy and praying for ZOMGJESUS the rape victim was thinking of a way to escape should this guy try anything, or preparing herself for the actual attack itself. Or maybe the other girl DID pray, but you know, God already took time from running the entire universe to intervene once that night, it would have been too much trouble to do it again 20 mins later. (Btw, I'd rather see God let a thousand girls get raped and have him step in stop the 30,000 children who die from starvation everyday or something, I think that would be more useful)

Seriously, this copypasta is sposed to show how God always protects you well WTF this story, if anything, proves the EXACT opposite.

Wow, God will protect the dumb party-hard slut in skanky clothing who ditches her drunk boyfriend at some random party and decides to walk home alone INSTEAD OF CALLING A FUCKING CAB and while on the way home in the dark she decides "Hey, I'm gonna cut through this alleyway, that seems like a good idea" but he won't protect some other girl who probably wasn't as big of a dumbass as this 'Mary' bitch. It's ri-godamn-diculous!

And ow wow, she has the fucking balls to ask "OMG WHY DIDN'T HE RAEP MEEEZ?"... sounds to me like someone is a self-conscious attention whore. Maybe he just thought she was an ugly bitch and decided he'd rather try his luck getting another dumb bitch down the alley than stick his dick in that fugly beast. Seriously... "she had two men with her"... a more likely story is that the fucking rapist was DRUNK OFF HIS ASS, was seeing doubles, and when he looked at this hideous slut she resembled a man so much he thought it was a group of guys.

And the absolute lulz kicker is that, IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS BULLSHIT YOU DON'T TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD!!

P.S. WHAT SMALL TOWNS HAVE 7/11's??? MY CITY IS 140,000 people and we don't even have one.

OH AND BTW JOE!!!!1337!

 

[shredtastical]

^

it was from the vid altitudes posted in the religion thread.

 

[ShadowDancer]

 

[Undefined]

OH AND BTW JOE!!!!1337!

It's meant to say COPYPASTA

it was from the vid altitudes posted in the religion thread.

I didn't see it

 

[shredtastical]

It's meant to say COPYPASTA



I didn't see it

so go watch it, its the last fucking post

 

[valkokukka]

Ok, first thing, WHY THE FUCK DID GOD NOT PROTECT THE OTHER GIRL?? Seriously, because she didn't say a fucking prayer she doesn't get any help? She's allowed to just be raped?

I was seriously excepting you to say that you would have protected that girl by hitting that big bad rapist guy (even you are not into violence) and it would have been epic fight...

 

[Undefined]

so go watch it, its the last fucking post

Done, and I have to say, I enjoyed it

I was seriously excepting you to say that you would have protected that girl by hitting that big bad rapist guy (even you are not into violence) and it would have been epic fight...

 

[erni]

Why do you always create threads where you have to read so much?!

...wah, I'm too lazy to read all that now. Could someone tell me what this thread is about...?

 

[inhe]

And ow wow, she has the fucking balls to ask "OMG WHY DIDN'T HE RAEP MEEEZ?"... sounds to me like someone is a self-conscious attention whore. Maybe he just thought she was an ugly bitch and decided he'd rather try his luck getting another dumb bitch down the alley than stick his dick in that fugly beast. Seriously... "she had two men with her"... a more likely story is that the fucking rapist was DRUNK OFF HIS ASS, was seeing doubles, and when he looked at this hideous slut she resembled a man so much he thought it was a group of guys.

 

[children of COB]

Why do you always create threads where you have to read so much?!

...wah, I'm too lazy to read all that now. Could someone tell me what this thread is about...?

come on,don't be so lazy,and have a go,you could get a laugh,

 

[erni]

^ Naah...

 

[Knarfi]

^ You really are lazy, arent you?

And yeah, but that shit probably didnt happen in the first place? WHy Do you care anyway, Joe?

 

[enjoi17]

what a horribly written and unbelievable story..


maybe it should be added to the bible

 

[CliffBurton]

WTFLOL CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

 

[Leandro]

WTFLOL CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

 

[Swabs]

what a horribly written and unbelievable story..


maybe it should be added to the bible