OMGGGG! Help ME!

[Leandro]

MAYBEEE some day you might be liked here.

You mean...like you?

 

[Raistlin Majere]

I say yes! I think I love Croatian women already!



I think somebody is a little jealous!



How about I move to Turkey?

you still dont have a chance unless you grow your hair agen.

 

[Missiles]

You should try Real Life ™.

 

[Heavenscent]

WHAT HOMO CUT HIS HAIR!???!???

 

[Leandro]

You should try Real Life ™.

no fucking way

 

[Wings of a dream]

You mean...like you?

Awwww Bisturi! that was so low!

you still dont have a chance unless you grow your hair agen.

Awww crapp! 3 Years!!! It's too much Def!

WHAT HOMO CUT HIS HAIR!???!???

Not me......

 

[Raistlin Majere]

Awww crapp! 3 Years!!! It's too much Def!

youll get laid at last though

 

[Wings of a dream]

youll get laid at last though

If it's with you I can wait a lifetime.






(Now beat that TTGL comment, bitches!)

 

[KillerGon]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Alright shut up Gonzo, you know it might be funny if Scalpel or somebody else sayd it, but with you, it's just stupid (like you). So just learn when to and when not to say things.

Don't be such a jackass (and a noob) and MAYBEEE some day you might be liked here.

haha, you're pretty upset... relax dude, you also annoy me sometimes, but there is no bad blood... this is just a forum

on the other hand, i really don't care if i'm not liked...

 

[Valerie]

To cut a long story short, I slept with this girl a few weeks a go (without protection), and had only met her about a month before, and she calls me to say she is pregnant. She wants to keep the baby too.

She's a great girl and that, but obviously it's too soon. I'm great with kids in small doses, not sure about the whole 24/7 thing though. also, I can barely afford to feed myself, let alone a second mouth.

Any comments/advice?

like, how long should I wait before pushing her down the stairs?

Alright, I lost you at, "I slept with this girl," I know you're lying.


Anyway, the smart thing to do would have been getting her a morning after pill the day after you slept with her. If those exist in your country... zing! Anyway, I'd say you're flushed, Venezuelito

 

[Wings of a dream]

Alright, I lost you at, "I slept with this girl," I know you're lying.


Anyway, the smart thing to do would have been getting her a morning after pill the day after you slept with her. If those exist in your country... zing! Anyway, I'd say you're flushed, Venezuelito

Right! You always gotta have one of those!