OMGGGG! Help ME!

[KillerGon]

dude
the funniest thing is the mean answers came from people who probably didn't expect this to be a belated april fool's joke

anyway
jeremy reminds me of this friend of mine, he makes his gf take the pill every night, uses a condom and NEVER cums in
he's TERRIFIED of having a baby

DUDE! That's kinda how I am!

without having sex, of course

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

HAhahahah that was a given

 

[jojoNZ]

 

[vikk]

Run dude.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

Damn!!!! You bastards! How the hell did you all know?

It's was supposed to be a (late) april fools joke, but shooot! I can't even pull this out here?


:zombie::zombie::zombie:

lol its too impossible to be true

 

[Wings of a dream]

lol its too impossible to be true

Awwwww Def!

 

[aleta]

lol its too impossible to be true

why?i'd do it with him

but naturally,with protection!

what do you say wings?

 

[Something_Wild]

0wned.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

AMG jose you should move to croatia

well you lost your chance by cutting your hair off a while ago.

 

[Leandro]

LOL someone trying to get laid with jose, this one's new

 

[-Gavin-]

AMG jose you should move to croatia

well you lost your chance by cutting your hair off a while ago.

Stop saying AMG.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

Stop saying AMG.

no because i like saying it.

 

[CliffBurton]

very nice

 

[Leandro]

Stop saying AMG.

what if she's actually saying 'hey my god' in a scouse accent?

 

[-Gavin-]

what if she's actually saying 'hey my god' in a scouse accent?

She'd have the shittiest scouse accent ever

 

[Leandro]

shittiest scouse accent

isn't that a pleonasm?

 

[Raistlin Majere]

She'd have the shittiest scouse accent ever

how would ya know

 

[Nashira]

To cut a long story short, I slept with this girl a few weeks a go (without protection), and had only met her about a month before, and she calls me to say she is pregnant. She wants to keep the baby too.

She's a great girl and that, but obviously it's too soon. I'm great with kids in small doses, not sure about the whole 24/7 thing though. also, I can barely afford to feed myself, let alone a second mouth.

Any comments/advice?

like, how long should I wait before pushing her down the stairs?

Why didn´t you simply weare protection? :zombie:

 

[Leandro]

Why didn´t you simply weare protection? :zombie:

cause he could just get a kleenex afterwards

 

[Raistlin Majere]

Why didn´t you simply weare protection? :zombie:

LOL why dont you read the whole thread in the first place?