How long did it take you to go onto google, and search for the meaning of "deuche" to see if you could find a definition, in any language. That's so lame. You disappeared, only to return with a plausible answer.
Talk about those who can't take a joke around here. All you need to lighten the fuck up, and learn to take what you dish out without your boxers all twisted around you balls.
Both of you have been had, took the bait, and looked liked sexually frustrated nipple sucking babies.
Douche, I think I shall register, with that name.